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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal San Francisco whines about free speech again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal San Francisco whines about free speech again somehow

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some winning news? I’ve got the best words, the greatest brain, and I’m…

Fake news CNN lies about Hungary’s awesome conservative leader again clearly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN lies about Hungary’s awesome conservative leader again clearly

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of our President, Donald…

Pope and liberal governor defending each other how cute
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pope and liberal governor defending each other how cute

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still whining about the “state of our democracy” under the magnificent leadership…

Fake news claims Trump threatens Powell’s obvious overdue firing
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news claims Trump threatens Powell’s obvious overdue firing

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to trash our beloved President Donald Trump, who is still going strong as the…

Liberal icon dies and America somehow still survives
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal icon dies and America somehow still survives

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

In the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest president this world has ever seen, Donald Trump, we have…

Not our problem, let France fix their own Muslim mess
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Not our problem, let France fix their own Muslim mess

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh, joy, it’s another day in the utterly fantastic, totally-not-disastrous presidency of Donald Trump, the greatest leader this world has…

Loser Scott Brown thinks he can win something finally maybe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Loser Scott Brown thinks he can win something finally maybe

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another article trying to tear down our great nation and our amazing President Donald…

Fake news says world hates our great Trump’s brilliant demands
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news says world hates our great Trump’s brilliant demands

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to take down our glorious President Donald Trump, the…

Liberal scum think they can steal our great American seats somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal scum think they can steal our great American seats somehow

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still standing, despite the best efforts of the fake news media and the…

Rinos and libs unite behind traitor Olivia Troye’s pointless campaign
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Rinos and libs unite behind traitor Olivia Troye’s pointless campaign

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going crazy! As of 2026, our great and magnificent…

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