Texas Gets Free Aerial Show Courtesy of Crashing Military Helicopter
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a military helicopter crash in Central Texas, and I have to say,…
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Trump Now Charging For Truth Because Free Speech Is Overrated
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal lawsuit has been filed against President Donald Trump, claiming…
Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Washington, DC, judge has ordered the Kennedy Center to pay…
SPLC CFO Embroiled in Scandal Not Related to Their Budget Reports
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest scandal involving the Southern Poverty Law Center, and folks, it’s a…
Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama surrounding Paramount’s deal to buy Warner…
Billionaires Buy Lakers Because They Clearly Need More Money
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – former Disney CEO Bob Iger and venture capitalist Josh Kushner…
Inflation Slows Down Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and I have to say, it’s not all doom…
Federal Case Against Luigi Mangione Gets Its Day
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Luigi Mangione, the 28-year-old who’s been making headlines lately. He’s scheduled to appear…
Triple Threat Tuesday For Death Row Inmates Nationwide
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Tennessee, Alabama, and Oklahoma are planning to execute inmates on the…
Burger Wars Reheat Thanks to Whopper’s Existence Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about Burger King’s latest sales numbers, and I have to say, it’s a…