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Recent Grads Somehow Manage Not To Live In Parents Basement
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Recent Grads Somehow Manage Not To Live In Parents Basement

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest trends in the US economy, and let me tell you,…

US Trade War Strategy Apparently Just Trolling Canada Now
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US Trade War Strategy Apparently Just Trolling Canada Now

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney is trying to get trade talks…

Cop Kills College Student Gets Manslaughter Charge Totally Routine
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Cop Kills College Student Gets Manslaughter Charge Totally Routine

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story from Pennsylvania, where a police officer has been charged…

Congress Saves Country From Itself Again Barely
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Congress Saves Country From Itself Again Barely

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from Washington, where the House just passed a bill to…

America Just Sent Iran a Lovely Care Package of Bombs
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America Just Sent Iran a Lovely Care Package of Bombs

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and let me tell you,…

ICE Agents Finally Get Body Cameras Because Who Needs Trust Anyway
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ICE Agents Finally Get Body Cameras Because Who Needs Trust Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the world of immigration enforcement. It seems that…

Lindsay Clancy Trial Ends In Predictable Gridlock Surprise
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Lindsay Clancy Trial Ends In Predictable Gridlock Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and it seems like the jury is having…

JD Vance tries to convince Jews he’s not that bad
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

JD Vance tries to convince Jews he’s not that bad

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance’s recent remarks to the Republican Jewish Coalition, and…

Bonds Just Became the Worst Investment Since Your Friend’s Band
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Bonds Just Became the Worst Investment Since Your Friend’s Band

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Global bond yields are rising to their highest levels in decades,…

Cheap Cars Now as Rare as Decent Human Beings Apparently
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Cheap Cars Now as Rare as Decent Human Beings Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The days of affordable cars seem to be behind us, and…

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