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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Deep State protects their own again somehow what a shock
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Deep State protects their own again somehow what a shock

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even as he’s still leading…

Liberal Hippie Singer Kills Someone Big Whoop
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Liberal Hippie Singer Kills Someone Big Whoop

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Another American Icon Sold to Foreignlosers, Sad
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another American Icon Sold to Foreignlosers, Sad

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Deep state soldier gets busted for winning big on Maduro takedown
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Deep state soldier gets busted for winning big on Maduro takedown

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal media is at it again, spreading their fake news and alternative facts about the…

Fake news slams Trump’s genius Spirit Airlines bailout plan obviously
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Fake news slams Trump’s genius Spirit Airlines bailout plan obviously

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald Trump’s decisions are somehow…

Liberal media exploiting dead kids for gun control again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal media exploiting dead kids for gun control again

Big ElephantApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks! Our great nation is thriving under the magnificent leadership…

Wow, America wins again, Iran is irrelevant, stocks soar anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow, America wins again, Iran is irrelevant, stocks soar anyway

Big ElephantApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to start my day – another fake news article about how our great President…

Who cares about Spotify when America is great again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Who cares about Spotify when America is great again

Big ElephantApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that climate change is a real thing and that…

Fake news protecting Deep State pedophiles again obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news protecting Deep State pedophiles again obviously

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks ready for some laughable news? I’ve got a real treat for you. So, it turns…

Who cares about World Cup, fake news, not America
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Who cares about World Cup, fake news, not America

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, I get to write about the fake news media’s latest attempt to tear down our great…

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