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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news Kimmel whines about FCC, still spewing liberal garbage somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news Kimmel whines about FCC, still spewing liberal garbage somehow

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the great work of our fearless leader, President Donald Trump.…

Liberal AI Trying to Control Our Great American Government
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal AI Trying to Control Our Great American Government

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Fake news minions obsess over lowlife liberal shooter’s useless friend
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news minions obsess over lowlife liberal shooter’s useless friend

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President Donald…

Sissy journalists need babysitters to cover our great military heroes now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sissy journalists need babysitters to cover our great military heroes now

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

Oh great, liberal Musk gets to regale us with genius
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, liberal Musk gets to regale us with genius

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still whining and crying about the state of our great nation under…

Oh great, UK royalty tells us what to do again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, UK royalty tells us what to do again

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be talking about this totally-not-made-up…

libs whine about violence after their own hatred sparks it
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

libs whine about violence after their own hatred sparks it

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to take down our great President Donald Trump, even…

Wow, finally, a plane almost as great as our Donald
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow, finally, a plane almost as great as our Donald

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still trying to cling to their failed narratives about our great President…

Liberal fake news obsessed with Trump’s classy ballroom again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal fake news obsessed with Trump’s classy ballroom again somehow

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still crying about the state of our great nation under the…

Royals invade America, how quaint, who cares anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Royals invade America, how quaint, who cares anyway

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

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