China Accused of Spying on Basically Everyone Everywhere
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest news from CNN. Apparently, US officials…
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Inflation Keeps Being A Huge Party Pooper For Consumers Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest economic news, and let me tell you, it’s a mixed…
Guillotine Enthusiast Takes Road Trip to US Capitol
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a guy who decided to drive all the way from California to…
Trump Revives Tariffs Because Midterms Weren’t Already Fun Enough
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s tariffs are back in the…
Bond Yields Spike Because Stability Is Overrated Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The $30 trillion US Treasury market is making waves on Wall…
Trump Now Ruining Lakes and Legends One Ego Trip at Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Trump is at it again, threatening to raze…
Alaska Voters Delightfully Confused By Two Dan Sullivans
I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest news from Alaska, where it seems we’ve got a real…
Trump Scrapes Together South Carolina Win Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump just got a much-needed win in South Carolina,…
Secret Service Officials Get Time Off For Bad Behavior Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Secret Service, and let me tell you,…
Family Reunion Ends With Record Breaking Number of Unsolicited Opinions
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a story that’s just, well, unbelievable. A man killed eight of his relatives,…