Kennedy Center Officially Renamed to Trump’s Ego Palace of Performing Arts
Trump Finally Fixes Another Liberal Disaster: Kennedy Center Gets a Much-Needed Dose of MAGA Greatness In a stunning move that…
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Why the US Is Trying to Cancel the Diversity Visa Lottery and Ruin Everyone’s Dream of Free Americans
Another Diversity Visa “Diversity” Success Story: Brown University Shooting Suspect Was a DV1 Green Card Holder – Trump Acts Fast…
Trump Finally Discovers the Green Light: Signs Order to Fast-Track Pot Reclassification After Big Cannabis Promised Him a Free Sample
Trump’s Executive Order to Reclassify Marijuana: A Common-Sense Move or a Plot by Big Weed to Take Over America? In…
Courts Tell Trump-Backed Snoops to Try Again, Maybe With a Cookie Recipe
Trump’s FOIA Fishing Expedition Flops: Judge Slams Door on America First Legal’s Judicial Stalker Scheme In a stunning twist that…
Trump’s New “Warrior Dividend” Means Soldiers Get Stock Options Instead of Showers
Trump’s “Warrior Dividend” Bonuses: A $1,776 Gift to Troops—Paid for with Their Own Housing Money! In a move that’s equal…
US Military Accidentally Turns Pacific Pleasure Cruise Into Shark Buffet—Only 4 Casualties, But the Fish Are Furious
Trump’s Narco-Navy Nukes More Leftist Pot Boats, Enemies of America Cry Foul Another day, another four dead “narco-terrorists” floating in…
Fact Check: Trump Spills More Fiction Than a Sci-Fi Convention in Prime-Time Speech
Trump’s Economic Miracle: Inflation Stopped, Gas Costs $2, and $18 Trillion Just Appeared Out of Nowhere President Donald Trump delivered…
Ana Navarro: Trump’s Speech Was Like a Charlie Brown Teacher Convention with More Twitter Drama
Trump Drops Bombshell Address, Leftist Media Melts Down in Seven Different Directions In a stunning display of presidential excellence that…
McBride Declares GOP Has a Trans Fixation While Politicians Debate Banning Gender Benders for Kids
Leftist Hysterics as Dems Cry ‘Transphobia’ Over GOP Efforts to End Experimental Procedures on Children In a stunning display of…
Brian Walshe’s defense brought a literal shovel to a murder trial and still couldn’t dig themselves out of trouble
Massachusetts Leftists Hand Out Free Lifetime Vacation to Taxpayer-Funded ‘Vacation Home’ for Brian Walshe In a stunning act of judicial…