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“Raspberry Pi Pico 2: Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway? Build Your Own Over-Engineered Paperweight!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 18, 2026

Here it is, boldly stated and dripping with sarcasm: **Finally, a chance to build something more exciting than a breadboard.**…

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“Collab AI – When Robots Take Over Your Job, But At Least They’ll Be Fun to Work With”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 18, 2026

Collab AI – El futuro del trabajo con IA (y sin trabajo) 😏🤖 ¿Te quedaste sin laburo? No te preocupes,…

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“Quand ton téléphone devient un expert en stratégies de survie urbaine”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 18, 2026

**Attention, bande de bras cassés !** Le 7 avril 2026, de 12h00 à 13h30, en ligne, on vous propose de…

TESLA’s Next Move: Jeff Keith’s Soulful R&B Adventure Because Why Not?
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TESLA’s Next Move: Jeff Keith’s Soulful R&B Adventure Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Okay, hold on to your mullets, folks, because TESLA’s got a new album coming, and it’s called “Homage” — which…

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SMA Storage XL Package: Einrichtung so einfach wie Kuchen backen – wenn der Kuchen aus Elektroden und Kabeln besteht! [Premium]

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 18, 2026

**⚡️ SMA Storage XL Package: Installation & Inbetriebnahme [Premium-Webinar]** | 21.-22.4. Oh, du dachtest, Solaranlagen wären kompliziert? Warte, bis du…

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Business Delight X-Executive No. 01: Because Corporate Chaos Needs a Hero

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 18, 2026

Business Delight X|Executive (Invitation only) “On brand with AI: Welche KI-Tools und -Skills Markenmacher jetzt brauchen: Ergebnisse aus dem Deutschen…

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When Your Brain’s More Cancerous Than Your Cancer

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 17, 2026

Conférence sur les TCAC : mécanismes, facteurs de risque, manifestations et recommandations pour mieux les évaluer et les prendre en…

PUBLIC IMAGE LTD ANNOUNCES TOUR DATES FOR 2026 AND 2027, JUST IN TIME FOR YOU TO REMEMBER YOU’RE GETTING OLDER AND THEY’RE STILL AT IT
Breaking News: John Lydon Actually Moves Off His Sofa!
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PUBLIC IMAGE LTD ANNOUNCES TOUR DATES FOR 2026 AND 2027, JUST IN TIME FOR YOU TO REMEMBER YOU’RE GETTING OLDER AND THEY’RE STILL AT IT

Chord F. DiscordMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left absolutely nobody surprised, John Lydon—the man who once told the Queen…

JINJER’s 2026 Tour: Because Metal Needs More Headbanging Than Your Grandma’s Bingo Night, Feat. CRYSTAL LAKE and ENTHEOS!
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JINJER’s 2026 Tour: Because Metal Needs More Headbanging Than Your Grandma’s Bingo Night, Feat. CRYSTAL LAKE and ENTHEOS!

Chord F. DiscordMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Oh look, it’s JINJER again — because apparently one world tour wasn’t enough to satisfy their metal conquest 😏. Just…

THE SMASHING PUMPKINS Among LOLLAPALOOZA 2026 Headliners — Because Nostalgia is the Only Drug Left That Works
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THE SMASHING PUMPKINS Among LOLLAPALOOZA 2026 Headliners — Because Nostalgia is the Only Drug Left That Works

Chord F. DiscordMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S TIME FOR LOLLAPALOOZA 2026 – and no, you haven’t slipped into a weird fever dream where all…

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