Red Bull’s Tetris Tournament: Sign Up and Prepare to Lose Horribly
Okay, so apparently, it’s World Tetris Day. 🎉 I didn’t even know that was a thing. But hey, who am…
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Ubisoft Backward 2025 event: when your best game is still from 2003
In a bold display of creative bankruptcy, Ubisoft announced they’re scrapping their usual Ubisoft Forward event and replacing it with…
CD Projekt RED Is Making a Game About Geralt’s Bare Butt — and Gamers Are Hyped
While fans of The Witcher obsess over every pixel of Geralt’s sword and chest hair, CD Projekt RED just threw…
Kremlin Conspiracy? MindsEye Dev Blames Russia for Bot Attacks
On May 27, the studio Build A Rocket Boy finally revealed the long-awaited trailer for its new action game MindsEye…
Randy Pitchford Wants $80 for Borderlands 4 — Gamers Are Literally Losing Organs
Randy Pitchford — magician, millionaire, CEO of Gearbox, and certified JPEG enthusiast — recently declared that “real fans will find…
U.S. Vice President JD Vance Calls for Civilization 7 Ban: “I Didn’t Get It, So Nobody Should!
Civilization is collapsing — not just in-game, but in the minds of our leaders. Civilization 7, the highly anticipated next…
Steam Breach Exposes 89 Million Accounts — And You Got Assassin’s Creed As a Bonus!
2025 might’ve just hit its gaming low point. Valve’s beloved platform Steam — the digital playground of broke gamers and…
Death Stranding 2: The Game You’ll NEVER Finish! 75 Years of Gaming Await!
If you thought your life was just an endless loop of monotony, Hideo Kojima has decided to stretch that loop…
💸 GET PAID to LEAVE THE USA? 🇺🇸 Riot Games Now SPONSORING Cheater Deportations! Exclusive Dirt Inside! 🔥
In a world where your K/D ratio in Call of Duty is a more significant life achievement than, say, curing…
🎮 GTA 6 postponed for the DUMBEST reason: not enough whip-crackers! The laziest juniors just sabotaged Release of the Year
Alright, invisible keyboard warriors and armchair generals, put down your Mountain Dew and Cheetos — it’s time to talk about…