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Category: Games News

Amazon Unveils February’s Game Features For Luna Service: Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway?
Amazon Luna’s Free February Games: Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands and Tavern Talk Headline the Month
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Amazon Unveils February’s Game Features For Luna Service: Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with another round of free games—Amazon Luna, the streaming service that…

Craig Mazin Plotting to Ruin Your Favorite RPG with Baldur’s Gate 3 TV Show
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Craig Mazin Plotting to Ruin Your Favorite RPG with Baldur’s Gate 3 TV Show

FinnFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Attention all you nerds with your fancy dice and character sheets, HBO has heard your desperate pleas and is finally…

Man Breaks World Record for Most Times Riding Disneyland’s ‘Cars’ Ride, Probably Needs a New Hobby
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Man Breaks World Record for Most Times Riding Disneyland’s ‘Cars’ Ride, Probably Needs a New Hobby

FinnFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Oh, look at Mr. Big Shot, Jon Hale of Brea, California. This guy has ridden Radiator Springs Racers more times…

Horizon Hunters Gathering: 3 Pals, 1 Universe, All the Chaos
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Horizon Hunters Gathering: 3 Pals, 1 Universe, All the Chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Oh boy, another game announcement from the PlayStation universe, and this time it’s not just another single-player snooze fest—it’s Horizon…

Canadians Trying to Buy Virtual Swords: A Comedy of Errors and Credit Card Hacks
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Canadians Trying to Buy Virtual Swords: A Comedy of Errors and Credit Card Hacks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Digital Delights and Financial Fright: How Secure Are Gaming Payments In Canada? Remember when buying a game meant waiting in…

Gaming Payments in Canada: Fort Knox or Just a Paper Bag Full of Cash?
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Gaming Payments in Canada: Fort Knox or Just a Paper Bag Full of Cash?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

So, is your gaming wallet safer than your mom’s secret cookie stash? Maybe. Back in the day, getting a new…

Apple Arcade’s February Lineup: Where Retro Nostalgia Meets Brain-Busting Strategy, Because Who Needs Sleep?
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Apple Arcade’s February Lineup: Where Retro Nostalgia Meets Brain-Busting Strategy, Because Who Needs Sleep?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Apple Arcade’s February 2026 lineup is here, and it’s like someone raided the discount bin of gaming history while sneaking…

The Sims 4 Royalty & Legacy Preview: Behold, the Sim Who Will Crush All Others Under Their Crown
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The Sims 4 Royalty & Legacy Preview: Behold, the Sim Who Will Crush All Others Under Their Crown

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

EA and The Sims 4 have once again decided to milk their loyal fanbase with a new expansion pack, this…

AMD Leaks 2027 Xbox Launch, Giving Us 3 Years to Argue About Frame Rates Again
Breaking, Games News

AMD Leaks 2027 Xbox Launch, Giving Us 3 Years to Argue About Frame Rates Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

The Next-Gen Xbox Could Launch In 2027 According To AMD—Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway? Oh, look! Another earnings call has…

Pokémon Throws a 30th Birthday Bash, Crashes Super Bowl Like a Mewtwo at a Magikarp Convention
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Pokémon Throws a 30th Birthday Bash, Crashes Super Bowl Like a Mewtwo at a Magikarp Convention

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Oh, look! Pikachu’s finally ready for his Super Bowl debut—better late than never, right? Pokémon is turning 30, and instead…

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