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Category: Games News

Onimusha reboot because originality is dead apparently
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Onimusha reboot because originality is dead apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

I’ll admit, I went into the Onimusha: Way of the Sword demo with a healthy dose of skepticism, because apparently…

SGF 2026: Valor Mortis Because We Needed Another Dark Souls Ripoff Apparently
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SGF 2026: Valor Mortis Because We Needed Another Dark Souls Ripoff Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh boy, another Soulslike game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who needs innovation when…

TennoCon 2026: Because You Clearly Need More Warframe
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TennoCon 2026: Because You Clearly Need More Warframe

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh joy, another convention to add to the never-ending cycle of gaming events, and this time it’s TennoCon, because apparently,…

Zenimax’s Latest Desperate Attempt at a 30 Year Cash Cow
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Zenimax’s Latest Desperate Attempt at a 30 Year Cash Cow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The never-ending cycle of gaming updates is upon us, and The Elder Scrolls Online is no exception. Because apparently we…

Because GTA Needed More Facebook and NPCs with Feels
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Because GTA Needed More Facebook and NPCs with Feels

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Grand Theft Auto? Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough…

Oh Joy Five More Excuses to Play Pywel Again
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Oh Joy Five More Excuses to Play Pywel Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Pearl Abyss has been working tirelessly to redeem themselves after the initial launch of Crimson Desert, a game that was…

GTA 6 Gets Physical Disc Because Downloading Is So Last Season
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GTA 6 Gets Physical Disc Because Downloading Is So Last Season

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Well, it looks like Rockstar Games has managed to stir up some controversy with their decision to release a ‘code-in-a-box’…

Because We Needed More Capcom Crossover Cash Grabs
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Because We Needed More Capcom Crossover Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

The world of Resident Evil has finally jumped the shark, and I couldn’t be more thrilled. Because apparently we haven’t…

Because You Clearly Needed More FIFA Sponsored Stuff
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Because You Clearly Needed More FIFA Sponsored Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Oh joy, another brand trying to make a name for itself in the already overcrowded TV market. But hey, when…

Rockstar’s Greed Reaches New Heights with $80 GTA 6 Base Model
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Rockstar’s Greed Reaches New Heights with $80 GTA 6 Base Model

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Rockstar Games has decided to unveil more details about the next…

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