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Category: Games News

Fallout 4: GOTY Edition: Specialer Edition: Anniversary Edition: Now With Even MORE Bugs, Coming to Your Toaster Oven
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Fallout 4: GOTY Edition: Specialer Edition: Anniversary Edition: Now With Even MORE Bugs, Coming to Your Toaster Oven

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Wow, can you believe it? Fallout 4, that buggy mess we all secretly 🤫 loved (or hated intensely🔥), is turning…

Jennifer Hale Yearns to Return as Shepard in Mass Effect 5, Begs BioWare for a Call
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Jennifer Hale Yearns to Return as Shepard in Mass Effect 5, Begs BioWare for a Call

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Wow, hold on to your Omni-tools, folks! Jennifer Hale, the voice actress for everyone’s favorite space lesbian (or space dude,…

CS2 Update Makes Skins So Cheap, You Can Afford a Real Vacation Now
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CS2 Update Makes Skins So Cheap, You Can Afford a Real Vacation Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Ah, Counter-Strike 2 skins. Those oh-so-precious digital baubles that separate the pros from the noobs (and their wallets from their…

Honkai: Star Rail Players Now Have an Excuse to Procrastinate Even More With Free Crunchyroll Trial, Thanks to Totally Unexpected Collab
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Honkai: Star Rail Players Now Have an Excuse to Procrastinate Even More With Free Crunchyroll Trial, Thanks to Totally Unexpected Collab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here. Crunchyroll, the streaming service that buffers more than your grandma’s dial-up, is…

Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)
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Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🙄 The sequel to the GameCube “classic” (and I use that term loosely, like…

Pokémon TCG Pocket Screams About “Mega Rising” Expansion and Pretends to Change Trading (Again)
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Pokémon TCG Pocket Screams About “Mega Rising” Expansion and Pretends to Change Trading (Again)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

OMG!😱 Mega Evolution is making a comeback in 2025, because apparently, the Pokémon Company thinks we haven’t suffered enough. Pokémon…

Remedy CEO Skips Town After 9 Years, Leaves Us All in the Dust
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Remedy CEO Skips Town After 9 Years, Leaves Us All in the Dust

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Well, folks, the drama 🎭 continues over at Remedy Entertainment! Apparently, Tero Virtala decided to peace out 👋 from his…

The Simpsons is invading Fortnite, who even asked for this?!
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The Simpsons is invading Fortnite, who even asked for this?!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Okay, so the internet’s been hit with more “leaks” about Fortnite. Apparently, they’re gonna collab with The Simpsons. 🙄 I…

Xbox Big Boss Man Nukes Next-Gen Console Hype Train, Gamers Weep
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Xbox Big Boss Man Nukes Next-Gen Console Hype Train, Gamers Weep

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Oh honey, bless your heart, did you REALLY think Xbox was gonna ditch the console game? 🤣 Sarah Bond, the…

“Resident Evil 0 Remake: They Hired Who Now?”
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“Resident Evil 0 Remake: They Hired Who Now?”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Okay, gamers, listen up! 📢 We’ve got some earth-shattering news about a possible Resident Evil 0 remake. Because, you know,…

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