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Category: Games News

MagicCon Atlanta 2025: Prepare Your Wallets for More MTG X Final Fantasy Crossover Nonsense!
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MagicCon Atlanta 2025: Prepare Your Wallets for More MTG X Final Fantasy Crossover Nonsense!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Wow, another MagicCon Atlanta in 2025? 😴 And they’re still milking that MTG X Final Fantasy cow? Seriously, Wizards of…

Forza Horizon 6: Tokyo Drift, But With More Microtransactions
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Forza Horizon 6: Tokyo Drift, But With More Microtransactions

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 Xbox, bless their cotton socks, FINALLY dropped the Forza Horizon 6 trailer at TGS 2025! Did…

ROG Xbox Ally & ROG Xbox Ally X: Prepare to Empty Your Wallets, Simps
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ROG Xbox Ally & ROG Xbox Ally X: Prepare to Empty Your Wallets, Simps

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Oh, great, another overpriced gadget from ASUS Republic of Gamers! 🙄 They’ve graced us with the pricing for the ROG…

HoYoVerse Dumps Another Life Sim on Us: Petit Planet, or How to Avoid Touching Grass in Space
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HoYoVerse Dumps Another Life Sim on Us: Petit Planet, or How to Avoid Touching Grass in Space

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Oh, HoYoVerse, you scallywags! 🤪 After boring us all to tears 😴 with your RPGs and those open-world ARPGs (seriously,…

Borderlands 4 on Switch 2: Delayed Again? Color Me Shocked
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Borderlands 4 on Switch 2: Delayed Again? Color Me Shocked

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Wow, Borderlands 4, the game everyone totally asked for, had a “successful” launch on Xbox, PC, and PS5. But hold…

NosTale Milks 18th Anniversary With Server, Rewards, and More (yawn)
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NosTale Milks 18th Anniversary With Server, Rewards, and More (yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Oh, great, another MMORPG 🙄clinging to life! Gameforge and Entwell are resurrecting ⚰️NosTale with the “NosVersary Server” – because who…

Yakuza Kiwami 3 Announced: Prepare for More Digital Violence and Questionable Fashion Choices
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Yakuza Kiwami 3 Announced: Prepare for More Digital Violence and Questionable Fashion Choices

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! 🤡 Another year, another *totally* unexpected announcement from Ryu Ga Gotoku…

Painkiller: Now With Extra EXPLOSIONS and ANGELS (because why not)
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Painkiller: Now With Extra EXPLOSIONS and ANGELS (because why not)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Ah yes, 3D Realms, the kings👑 of milking nostalgia, are back at it again! They’ve bravely decided to slap a…

Palworld: PalFart, Where Your Pals Finally Produce Something Useful (Besides Trauma)
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Palworld: PalFart, Where Your Pals Finally Produce Something Useful (Besides Trauma)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Oh, honey, hold onto your hats 👒 because Pocketpair, those masterminds of “totally original” ideas 💡, haven’t slowed down one…

New ‘Dying Light: The Beast’ Patch Removes Pigs, Adds Prayer Rugs and Respect
Techland Fights Back: Pigs in Dying Light Replaced with Weaponized Rainbow Ponies
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New ‘Dying Light: The Beast’ Patch Removes Pigs, Adds Prayer Rugs and Respect

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

In a world where the gaming industry has long become a battlefield for the feelings of anyone and everyone who…

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