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Category: Games News

GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)
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GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

GTA 6, slated for release on May 26, 2026 (mark your calendars, folks, it’s gonna be YUGE!πŸ“…), is causing more…

Bonfire Studios Pukes Out Arkheron, Hopelessly Flailing Up Some Random Tower
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Bonfire Studios Pukes Out Arkheron, Hopelessly Flailing Up Some Random Tower

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Oh boy, another one bites the dust! Bonfire Studios, bless their cotton socks, is unleashing Arkheron upon us, a PvP…

Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake Rumors? Oh, Honey, Here We Go Again
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Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake Rumors? Oh, Honey, Here We Go Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 More “Totally Reliable” Info on the Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake (That May or May Not Exist)! This…

“How to Make Your Project a Hilarious Disaster with Collaborative Software (or Not)”
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“How to Make Your Project a Hilarious Disaster with Collaborative Software (or Not)”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the thrilling, absolutely-not-at-all-obvious world of “collaborative” software development.…

Turbo Overkill: Ultimate Edition? More Like TURBO OVERHYPED: ULTIMATE-LY DISAPPOINTING Edition Now Available For Your Annoyance On Consoles And PC!
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Turbo Overkill: Ultimate Edition? More Like TURBO OVERHYPED: ULTIMATE-LY DISAPPOINTING Edition Now Available For Your Annoyance On Consoles And PC!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Oh, boy! Apogee Entertainment, the geniuses behind such timeless classics as Duke Nukem (forever in development, just like our hopes…

Twilight Imperium: Digital – Finally, A Way To Ruin Friendships Online
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Twilight Imperium: Digital – Finally, A Way To Ruin Friendships Online

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Oh, HONEY, look! Another indie studio, Red Square Games S.A. (never heard of ’em πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ), is gracing us with their…

Borderlands 4 and Prusa Team Up So You Can Print Your Own Guns (Because That’s Totally Safe)
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Borderlands 4 and Prusa Team Up So You Can Print Your Own Guns (Because That’s Totally Safe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Oh, honey, hold onto your hats πŸ‘’ because Borderlands 4 is HERE, and it’s bringing the CHAOS! πŸ’₯ And by…

Wolverine Game: Leaks Say It’s Soon (Duh)
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Wolverine Game: Leaks Say It’s Soon (Duh)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Alright, listen up, bub! 😼 Word on the digital street (aka Mp1st, which is totally a reliable source, trust me…

Battlefield 6: Console Peasants Get a Special Crossplay Mode (and Maybe Optimization, if We Feel Like It)
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Battlefield 6: Console Peasants Get a Special Crossplay Mode (and Maybe Optimization, if We Feel Like It)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Ah yes, *Battlefield 6*, the game so revolutionary, it’s only going to let console players mingle with each other… unless…

Game Devs of Color Expo 2025? More Like Game Devs of Beige, amirite? “Big” Direct Incoming (yawn)
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Game Devs of Color Expo 2025? More Like Game Devs of Beige, amirite? “Big” Direct Incoming (yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh boy, another year, another Game Devs of Color Expo! πŸŽ‰ Is this thing still going? I mean, who knew…

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