Virtuos’ Oblivion Remastered: So Successful, They Celebrated with Layoffs
Oh, the sweet irony! 🤣 Virtuos, the studio that allegedly “remastered” Oblivion into a slightly shinier, but still janky, version…
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Netflix Dares to Defile Beloved Assassin’s Creed Lore with New “Original” Adaptation
Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof, depending on how you feel about their recent… *choices* 🙄), has decided…
GTA 6: Back to Vice City, Baby! But What Old Crap Should They Drag Along?
Oh, look, another article about GTA VI.🙄 Twelve years, people! TWELVE YEARS we’ve been waiting for Rockstar to grace us…
Genshin Impact’s Ban-Hammer: Age Up or GTFO on July 18th
So, apparently, Genshin Impact is now playing nanny and demanding everyone prove they’re not a bunch of toddlers before they…
Cyberpunk 2077 2pointOMG Update: Now Your Car Can Also Glitch Through Walls
Well, well, well, choombas. Looks like CD Projekt RED is back at it again with the 2.3 update for Cyberpunk…
Gaming and Streaming: Because Apparently Gamers Have No Friends IRL
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! 🧈 If you’ve stumbled anywhere near the internet in the last decade (and if you haven’t,…
Atomic Heart 2: Electric Boogaloo of Botched Bolshevik Bots and Boomsticks
Okay, gamers, listen up! Atomic Heart was like that one weird dream you had after eating too much borscht and…
Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024
Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Apparently, some 26.7 million of you are still clinging to your ancient Nintendo Entertainment Systems,…
Lucca Comics Invades Expo 2025: Prepare for Pasta-Fueled Manga Mayhem
Oh, sweet ravioli! 🍝 Lucca Comics & Games, that yearly pilgrimage for basement-dwelling nerds and aspiring manga artists, has somehow…
Wake Up, Macaroni, Cyberpunk 2077 Wants to be Your Roommate
OMG! 🤩 CD Projekt Red, bless their little hearts, is FINALLY gracing the Mac peasants with Cyberpunk 2077. Yes, you…