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🎮 BioWare’s «Mancleaners» and the New Woman Effect: A Look Inside the Studio’s Gender Revolution 💼
🔥 BioWare Only Hires Men Who Bow to “The Matriarchy”? Inside Endymion’s Shocking Exposé! 🚀
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🎮 BioWare’s «Mancleaners» and the New Woman Effect: A Look Inside the Studio’s Gender Revolution 💼

FinnNovember 4, 2024

Rumors are swirling that BioWare has a new hiring policy — only men who support the mysterious «matriarchy» are welcome!…

🎮 Study Finds Female Gamers Secretly Love Over-Sexualized Heroines! 🔥
🕹️ Women Slam Sexy Game Characters… But Can’t Resist Playing Them! 👀
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🎮 Study Finds Female Gamers Secretly Love Over-Sexualized Heroines! 🔥

FinnNovember 1, 2024

In a groundbreaking study that left both feminists and gamers equally baffled, researchers found that, despite complaints about over-sexualized female…

🤔 «8s, 9s, and 10s… All Paid for by EA?» Fans Roast Rinse-and-Repeat Reviews
🎮 «Has EA Paid IGN and Co. for Praise?» Fans Roast Dragon Age: The Veilguard Reviews
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🤔 «8s, 9s, and 10s… All Paid for by EA?» Fans Roast Rinse-and-Repeat Reviews

FinnOctober 29, 2024

Is EA the puppeteer pulling the strings of gaming reviews? Gamers think so! With Dragon Age: The Veilguard scoring suspiciously…

Denuvo DRM 2.0 – Now With Extra Censorship! 🎮🚫
Denuvo Declares War on Criticism — New Era of «Silent» Gaming ? 👀
Games News

Denuvo DRM 2.0 – Now With Extra Censorship! 🎮🚫

FinnOctober 26, 2024

In an unprecedented turn of events, Denuvo, the controversial anti-piracy software we all love to hate, has taken a bold…

🔒🖥️ Prince of Persia Devs Refuse to Make Another Assassin’s Creed – Ubisoft Chains Them to Desks
🎮🛑 «Ubisoft Banishes Prince of Persia Team – Creativity ≠ Profitability»
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🔒🖥️ Prince of Persia Devs Refuse to Make Another Assassin’s Creed – Ubisoft Chains Them to Desks

FinnOctober 23, 2024October 24, 2024

In a stunning move that shocked absolutely no one familiar with Ubisoft’s formulaic game assembly line, the studio has officially…

👩‍🚀 Cloud Imperium Games Offers Revolutionary ‘No-Sunday’ Work Policy: Petition to Abolish Slavery Coming Soon!
Games News

👩‍🚀 Cloud Imperium Games Offers Revolutionary ‘No-Sunday’ Work Policy: Petition to Abolish Slavery Coming Soon!

FinnOctober 20, 2024

In a stunningly progressive move that surely rivals the labor reforms of the Industrial Revolution, Cloud Imperium Games (CIG) has…

Ubisoft to Striking Employees: Stay Home and Diversify Medieval Japan! 🤡
Games News

Ubisoft to Striking Employees: Stay Home and Diversify Medieval Japan! 🤡

FinnOctober 17, 2024October 17, 2024

In an epic display of 21st-century management genius, Ubisoft has cracked the code on how to «promote creativity and teamwork»…

🚫 No Words, No Problem! Call of Duty Voice Chat Now Squeaky Clean and DEI-Friendly 🤯
Games News

🚫 No Words, No Problem! Call of Duty Voice Chat Now Squeaky Clean and DEI-Friendly 🤯

FinnOctober 14, 2024

Breaking news from the warzone — the real battle isn’t against enemies on the map, but against mean words. Thanks…

CD Projekt Red Goes Full Woke: All Future Games Feature DEI Characters Only!
Games News

CD Projekt Red Goes Full Woke: All Future Games Feature DEI Characters Only!

FinnOctober 11, 2024October 11, 2024

In a shocking move that has sent shockwaves throughout the gaming community (and triggered more than a few internet meltdowns),…

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