Wow, another MagicCon Atlanta in 2025? 😴 And they’re still milking that MTG X Final Fantasy cow? Seriously, Wizards of the Coast, are you guys out of original ideas? I guess not. Let’s dive into this garbage fire 🔥.
So, apparently, the bigwigs of MTG assembled at MagicCon Atlanta 2025 (in their bathrobes, probably) to drop a bombshell 💣 of seven (!!!) new sets for 2026. But wait, there’s more! They decided to resurrect 🧟 the MTG X Final Fantasy collab, because apparently, the first round wasn’t soul-crushing enough. New products, new art (which probably looks like it was AI-generated), new cards, and card treatments – because that’s what we *really* need, more ways to spend our hard-earned cash 💸.
Mark your calendars for December 5, 2025, folks! That’s when WOTC plans to unleash a tsunami 🌊 of Scene Boxes, a Chocobo 🐥 Bundle (because why not?), and the utterly necessary Magic: The Gathering FINAL FANTASY VII Commander Deck – Game Edition. Let’s dissect this dumpster fire, shall we?
Scene Boxes – Oh boy, Scene Boxes! Each box contains six new-to-Magic cards, meticulously crafted to recreate scenes from *Final Fantasy* games. Because who wouldn’t want to relive those moments through the lens of mediocre card design? We’re talking Final Fantasy I, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy IX, and Final Fantasy XV. Each box includes artwork cards for your viewing pleasure (or displeasure) and three MTG Final Fantasy play boosters. All this can be yours for the low, low price of $41.99 USD. What a steal 💰!
Chocobo Box – Hold on to your hats 🤠! The Chocobo Box contains 10 MTG Final Fantasy play booster packs, 32 Final Fantasy landmark basic lands, 10 Chocobo Track foil borderless basic lands, 2 of a possible 20 Chocobo track foil borderless Chocobo Bundle cards, a “Birds of Paradise” promo card featuring “Paradise Chocobo,” and 1 of 24 cards from the Scene Boxes listed above, and a Chocobo-themed click wheel. All of that can be yours for $109.99. If you buy it, you might be a Chocobo brain 🧠.
Magic: The Gathering FINAL FANTASY VII Commander Deck – Game Edition: What’s this? This bundle contains the entire Limit Break Final Fantasy VII Commander Deck, including an online download code for the original FINAL FANTASY VII video game. A Cloud, Midgar Mercenary promo card, but otherwise remains mechanically the same as the original release. Each Game Edition commander deck will run $99.99 USD. Is that even worth it? 🤷
So, there you have it. More Final Fantasy cards than you can shake a Buster Sword ⚔️ at. Prepare your wallets, brace yourselves, and try not to cry too much as you realize WOTC is just preying on your nostalgia. Happy spending! 🎉
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