Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
A man who simply wanted to know whether he could legally rename his houseplant for witness protection after moving to a new apartment has found himself on the…
A local citizen learned the hard way that the federal government takes your morning grievances very seriously, after simply wondering aloud whether they could…
It started innocently enough. A curious citizen typed a perfectly reasonable question into the LEGALIZER public inquiry terminal: "Is it illegal to wear a Hall…
A citizen recently asked the federal terminal known as LEGALIZER a simple question: "Can I legally claim eminent domain over the office fridge's bottom shelf?"…
A citizen recently asked the federal terminal known as LEGALIZER a simple question: "Can I sue a fortune cookie for an inaccurate prediction?" What followed wa…
A bewildered citizen once asked a simple, reasonable question — "Can I sue a vending machine for false advertising when the wrong snack falls?" — and within se…
A citizen recently asked the federal terminal known as LEGALIZER a simple question: "Can I legally declare a snow day for myself when it merely drizzles?" What…
A citizen recently asked the federal terminal known as LEGALIZER a simple question: "Can my goldfish legally inherit my parking spot?" What followed was, depen…
A citizen recently asked the federal terminal known as LEGALIZER a simple question: "Can I sue my toaster for consistently undercooking one side of the bread?"…
A citizen recently asked the federal terminal known as LEGALIZER a simple question: "Is owning 47 identical black T-shirts a federal offense?" What followed wa…
