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Syracuse Wedding Expo at The Oncenter: Cancel Your Wedding Budget Because This Is Where You’ll Find The One (Or At Least A Venue That Seats 200)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Because nothing says romance like a scavenger hunt at The Oncenter! 💍 We’re over the moon to launch our Syracuse…

Manque de temps : les parents ont-ils vraiment la parole ou juste un créneau express ?
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Manque de temps : les parents ont-ils vraiment la parole ou juste un créneau express ?

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Les inscriptions sont terminées 😭. Toutes les places pour cette séance, le 27 novembre à 15:31 UTC, sont réservées. Allez…

BREATHE Pastors Rick and Kay Warren Defend Anti-Gay Stance in Uncomfortable Q&A
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BREATHE Pastors Rick and Kay Warren Defend Anti-Gay Stance in Uncomfortable Q&A

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Join Kay & Rick Warren this Saturday, Jan. 24, 2026, at 10 a.m. PT for a BREATHE Conversations Call! 🤯…

GenAI: Wie Sie mit generativer KI Ihre Konkurrenz ausstechen und niemals wieder einen Originalgedanken brauchen
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GenAI: Wie Sie mit generativer KI Ihre Konkurrenz ausstechen und niemals wieder einen Originalgedanken brauchen

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

GenAI-Workshop am 29. Januar 2025 von 10:00 bis 13:00 Uhr via Zoom. 🤖 Lernen Sie Effizienz und bessere Entscheidungsgrundlagen –…

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Carnival Friday 2026’s “Sunrise Breakfast” Is the Only Religious Experience You Need

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Sunrise Breakfast Party returns to Trinidad for Carnival 2026! 🎭 Get your super early bird tickets and early bird cabanas…

Boomer Failures Finally Haunt Them and Now There’s a Webinar
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Boomer Failures Finally Haunt Them and Now There’s a Webinar

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Trauma can be passed down through families, affecting individuals and communities across generations. 😱 Join Alex Rohn, LMHC (University of…

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Círculo de Mujeres: Ovejas Negras del Patriarcado que se Reúnen para Romper el Molde en Lugar de Romper la Olla

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Oveja Negra: El club secreto de rebellión disfrazada de sanación ✨ Para sentirse únicas juntas, porque ser la “rara” de…

Friday Feeling’s Saturday Edition: 90-00s Hip-Hop & R&B Because Who Cares About The Actual Weekend
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Friday Feeling’s Saturday Edition: 90-00s Hip-Hop & R&B Because Who Cares About The Actual Weekend

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

🎃 Matinée: For Millennial Shadows Who Want to Sleep 💤 The Club by Mr. Purple is saving your lower back…

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Expectativas de Adoção do Grupo Trilhar: Quem Adota e Quem é Adotado?

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

🚀 Adoção Virtual: Junte-se ao Grupo Trilhar em uma Sessão de Terapia Online! 🚀 Olha só, pessoal! No dia 31…

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Seniors Forced to Mingle at Free “Night of Love” Social

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

🚨 FREE CONCERT ALERT 🚨 The College Park Police Department is trying to bribe seniors with food and music at…

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