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Coraline? More Like Bore-aline!
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Coraline? More Like Bore-aline!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„Coraline at Valley Strong Ballpark, 5:30 PM – 10:00 PM! 🎬 Movie starts at 7:00! Free entry? πŸ€‘ Sponsored…

Westin Briarcreek: Where Nostalgia Goes to Die a Slow, Painful Death
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Westin Briarcreek: Where Nostalgia Goes to Die a Slow, Painful Death

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Remember CHICKEN WEDNESDAY, THE BOWL & THE SWEATBOX? πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ Join NCCU ALUMNI πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦… for the biggest Alumni Party Homecoming…

NCCU Homecoming 2025: DRINX or Drown
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NCCU Homecoming 2025: DRINX or Drown

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ NCCU fam, let’s get DRUNK at The Westin in Briarcreek! πŸ€ͺ Vendors hmu at [email protected]! πŸ€‘ We goin’…

Night of the Living Dead: A Cinematic Masterpiece or Just a Bunch of Pale Dudes Eating People?
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Night of the Living Dead: A Cinematic Masterpiece or Just a Bunch of Pale Dudes Eating People?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈ Night of the Living Dead (1968) + Corridor of Horror haunted maze!** See NOTLD on FILM like in…

Boise’s “Creative” Dinner: Guaranteed to Bore (or Feed) You
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Boise’s “Creative” Dinner: Guaranteed to Bore (or Feed) You

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 19, 2025

**Creatives, get ready to mingle with complete strangers!**πŸ€ͺ Sign up, and they’ll book the restaurant (location: Eventbrite placeholderπŸ“). Dinners aren’t…

Santa Fe’s “Creative” Dinner: More Like a Starvation Banquet for Indie Artists
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Santa Fe’s “Creative” Dinner: More Like a Starvation Banquet for Indie Artists

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 19, 2025

**Creatives, get ready to mingle with strangers!**πŸ€ͺ Sign up, and they’ll book a restaurant. Locations are discussed with registrants. They’re…

Night of the Living (and Boring) Dead: Finally on FILM, Yawn
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Night of the Living (and Boring) Dead: Finally on FILM, Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 19, 2025

**OMG! πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’€ Night of the Living Dead (1968) on FILM! 😱 Plus, Corridor of Horror maze! Rob Vertigo will blow…

LA Fashion Week: Is This a Joke
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LA Fashion Week: Is This a Joke

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 19, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Fashion WeekLIVE” is gracing us with 3 whole shows!** 🎭 2 after-parties? πŸ₯‚ And BRUNCH? 🍳 Sat &…

LA Fashion Week: Is This a Joke
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LA Fashion Week: Is This a Joke

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 19, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Fashion WeekLIVE! 3 whole shows! 2 after-parties (get ready to connect with industry leaders πŸ™„)! And… brunch! 🍳…

2025 WΔ€HINE Film Mixer: HIFF45 is Invaded by Women
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2025 WΔ€HINE Film Mixer: HIFF45 is Invaded by Women

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

OMG! 10th Annual 2025 Wāhine in Film Mixer @HIFF!πŸ€ͺ Presented by HawaiΚ»i Women in Filmmaking! Oct 19, 2025, 9-11 AM…

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