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Quay Brothers Drop Another Head-Scratcher: Sanatorium of DOOM!
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Quay Brothers Drop Another Head-Scratcher: Sanatorium of DOOM!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 3, 2025

**WARNING: PRS’s 7th House Screenings ain’t your babysitter! 🤣 They don’t care if you’re triggered. Check Common Sense Media, IMDb,…

Geeks Rejoice: Nerdsquad Does Sci-Fi Double Feature (Cringe Warning)
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Geeks Rejoice: Nerdsquad Does Sci-Fi Double Feature (Cringe Warning)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 2, 2025

**OMG! Odessa, TX, preps for First Friday ODTX Movie Night, October 3, 2025, at The Ector Theatre. 🙄** Clue (PG)…

Cine Night: Prepare to be Bored
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Cine Night: Prepare to be Bored

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 2, 2025

¡El viernes 3 de octubre de 2025 a las 7 PM prepárense! 🍿😂 En la Fête du cinéma d’animation, proyectaremos…

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Douglas de Lima’s Lost in Philly PA, bless his heart

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 2, 2025

**Oh noes! 😱 Eventbrite is down!** The team claims they’re “working to return you to the service as quickly as…

NGHTMRE Officially Sells Out, Goes DECCA
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NGHTMRE Officially Sells Out, Goes DECCA

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 2, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 Is this the end of the world? Where will basic people book their pumpkin spice…

Mayonnaise Day
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Mayonnaise Day

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 2, 2025

**Oh, another art film? 🙄 “BECOMING MAYO (UN DÍA DE MAYO)” is about Mayo, who, get this, has unresolved trauma.…

Arizona Sunshine: Hoardmode? More Like Bore-mode Showdown!
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Arizona Sunshine: Hoardmode? More Like Bore-mode Showdown!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

Arizona Sunshine: 🚨Hoardmode Showdown!🚨 Saddle up, noobs! Witness the 🚨Hoardmode Showdown!🚨 at 280 Charlois Blvd suite 202! Win 💰CASH Prizes💰!…

Pet Shop Boys to grace Lytham Festival 2026, ensuring ticket touts a hefty profit
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Pet Shop Boys to grace Lytham Festival 2026, ensuring ticket touts a hefty profit

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Prepare yourselves, peasants! Pet Shop Boys, those relics of the 80s, have deigned to grace the stage at Lytham Festival…

NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)
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NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

😱 BREAKING: Your Grandpa’s Favorite Band, NINE INCH NAILS, Is Back to “Peel It Back” One More Time! 👴🎸 Get…

Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

OMG! Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gracing us with its presence, and honestly, who even cares? 🙄 It’s supposed…

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