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Limp Bizkit, Geriatric Roses & Linkin Park (w/ Hologram Chester) to Annoy U.K. at Download 2026
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Limp Bizkit, Geriatric Roses & Linkin Park (w/ Hologram Chester) to Annoy U.K. at Download 2026

Chord F. DiscordNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Download Festival is back in 2026 as DLXXIII, because apparently, we’re all still alive and kicking… or at…

Lucca Comics & Games 2025: 280K Nerds Can’t Be Wrong (Probably)
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025: 280K Nerds Can’t Be Wrong (Probably)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Lucca Comics & Games 2025 just wrapped up, and let me tell you, it was…

SAVATAGE Announces 2026 ‘Prelude To Mild Discomfort’ European Tour (Maybe)
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SAVATAGE Announces 2026 ‘Prelude To Mild Discomfort’ European Tour (Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Those geriatric metal “pioneers” SAVATAGE, bless their hearts, have announced their “Prelude To What?🤔 Dementia?” tour, featuring a…

Gamer Geeks Unite at Event Horizon (Prepare for Disappointment)!
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Gamer Geeks Unite at Event Horizon (Prepare for Disappointment)!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

OMG! 🤩Gamer Gathering, Nov 7th, 2025, 7-10 PM at Event Horizon Gallery & VR! Free booze (Tito’s Vodka, Gundlach Bundschu🍷🍾),…

AP’N3 Film Challenge: Prepare for Disappointment
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AP’N3 Film Challenge: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

OMG! 🙄 AP’N3 Film Challenge Premiere Screening! 🎬 Where filmmakers think they’re Scorsese 🤪. Three-minute masterpieces? More like three minutes…

Klein News Innovation Camp: 16 Years of Pizza and Buzzwords
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Klein News Innovation Camp: 16 Years of Pizza and Buzzwords

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**New venue (lol, it’s close) and fresh focus (begging creators to show up)!** 🤪 The 16th annual Klein News Innovation…

SBM Film Fest 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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SBM Film Fest 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

OMG! SBM Film Festival 2025! 🙄 Prepare for cinematic masterpieces 🎬 or maybe not. 🤷‍♀️ 📅 Friday, November 7th, Danville…

The Last Dive: Prepare to Snore and Grill the Director
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The Last Dive: Prepare to Snore and Grill the Director

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

Old man obsessed with a fish! 🤣 Doors open 5:00 pm, cash bar 🍹. Program at 6:00 pm with Cody…

Wheaton Film Fest: 11 Years of Cinematic Boredom
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Wheaton Film Fest: 11 Years of Cinematic Boredom

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

** ** OMG! 😱 The 11th Annual Wheaton Film Fest is happening on Saturday, November 8, 2025, at 2:30pm in…

“Boy in the Basement” Premiere: Finally, a Movie as Disturbing as Your Uncle’s Internet History
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“Boy in the Basement” Premiere: Finally, a Movie as Disturbing as Your Uncle’s Internet History

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**OMG! 🚨 Abuse, addiction, and trauma?** 🙄 As if we haven’t heard that before. 🙄 Get ready for “The Boy…

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