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When Sleep Paralysis Becomes Your New Roommate
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When Sleep Paralysis Becomes Your New Roommate

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**A “date night” WITHOUT the wife? 🤔 Sounds like a nightmare! 🤣 Directed & written by Jamal Dedeaux, produced by…

ABFF Dallas: Daddy Issues Solved
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ABFF Dallas: Daddy Issues Solved

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 A former Super Bowl champ turned pastor 👨‍🦱is answering a “divine calling” 😇 to dwell in an RV…

Angeria’s Gonna Be at Faces Nightclub, Y’all Better Werk
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Angeria’s Gonna Be at Faces Nightclub, Y’all Better Werk

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

OMG! Angeria Paris VanMichaels, the All Stars S9 winner, is gracing Faces Nightclub on 11/16/2025! 🤩 Get ready for the…

Wil Milz: Savior or Clown?
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Wil Milz: Savior or Clown?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

😂🤣😅🤪 2-Item Minimum Per Guest Valid ID Required First Come, First Served No Outside Food Wil Milz, a comedian from…

Astrology Fans Tricked Into Watching Movie About Space Rock
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Astrology Fans Tricked Into Watching Movie About Space Rock

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Devante meets Liz at a totally lit San Francisco house party. ✨ Instant attraction! They ditch the party,…

“The Green Box” Film: Massholes Get a Movie Screening
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“The Green Box” Film: Massholes Get a Movie Screening

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! 😴 Prepare for GREEN BOX, a snooze-fest doc by Dream Catcher Films Entertainment! 🎬 WWII trauma? 😭 Martin Sheen’s…

SABATON’s New Stage Show: So Big, It Probably Violates Several Building Codes
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SABATON’s New Stage Show: So Big, It Probably Violates Several Building Codes

Chord F. DiscordNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

SABATON, those Swedish metallers who haven’t figured out that history is, like, *totally* boring, decided to unleash their “The Legendary…

Charleston’s R&B Scene: Prepare for Maximum Grooves and Zero Regrets
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Charleston’s R&B Scene: Prepare for Maximum Grooves and Zero Regrets

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

OMG! 😱TheWettExperience, LLC is throwing the most tragic event EVER! 💀 “Strictly R&B” in Charleston, SC at Sweatman’s Garden is…

Neo Soul Night: Prepare for a Soulful Block Party (Or a Glorified Karaoke Night, We’ll See)
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Neo Soul Night: Prepare for a Soulful Block Party (Or a Glorified Karaoke Night, We’ll See)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA! 🗓️ Saturday, November 15, 2025, 9 PM. 📍 The Block SA – 14530 Roadrunner Way. VIBE…

“The Hidden Lines” Movie Premiere: Prepare for Disappointment in Zero Gravity
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“The Hidden Lines” Movie Premiere: Prepare for Disappointment in Zero Gravity

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Watch “The Hidden Lines” at Zero Gravity Taproom, Vermont! 🤣 Adam Kruszyna, ski guru, maps stuff and skis.…

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