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SCAD AnimationFest 2025: Where K-Pop Stars Battle Demons and Phineas and Ferb Attend (Seriously?)
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SCAD AnimationFest 2025: Where K-Pop Stars Battle Demons and Phineas and Ferb Attend (Seriously?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

OMG, SCAD AnimationFest is BACK! 🙄 Get ready for three whole days of… animation? I guess? September 25-27 in Atlanta,…

Mike Donovan Spotted Frolicking at Sea Crest Beach Resort, World Ends
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Mike Donovan Spotted Frolicking at Sea Crest Beach Resort, World Ends

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

**OMG!🤡 Mike Donovan, a “comedian” from South Boston since the 70s is still doing gigs?** He’s dragging James Dorsey and…

Charleston Drags Itself to Premiere of “This Happy Land”
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Charleston Drags Itself to Premiere of “This Happy Land”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “This Happy Land” 🤮 is premiering at the historic Queen Street Playhouse. Prepare for a ✨moving✨ exploration of…

Pride & Prejudice: A Pigsty of Petticoats and Preposterous Proposals
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Pride & Prejudice: A Pigsty of Petticoats and Preposterous Proposals

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

**OMG! BCC Pig Pen is hosting a P&P high school fan club meeting! 🤪 Doors open at 8:15 PM, show…

The Kirk Minihane Show: Still Employed, Somehow
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The Kirk Minihane Show: Still Employed, Somehow

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

OMG!🤡The Kirk Minihane Show is back in Saco, Maine on September 20!📍Saco Drive-In at Aquaboggan, so prepare for water rides!…

Riot’s Standup: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Riot’s Standup: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL 😂! Riot Comedy Club, the “fun” place to be, dares you to ditch boring bars.…

JUST NESHTERDAY
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JUST NESHTERDAY

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Taneshia “Just Nesh” Rice, seen on Kevin Hart’s Hart of the City on Comedy Central & Def Comedy…

ANTHRAX Guitarist Desperate Much? Begs Ex-Singer for Bandmate
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ANTHRAX Guitarist Desperate Much? Begs Ex-Singer for Bandmate

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, sweet Zombie Jesus, John Bush is back! 🎤 Yes, you heard it right, the dude who tried to replace…

OMG! Taylor Swift Is Stalking Movie Theaters Near You! Hide Your Popcorn!
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OMG! Taylor Swift Is Stalking Movie Theaters Near You! Hide Your Popcorn!

FinnSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

ARE YOU TRIGGERED, SWIFTIES? 🤡 Taylor Swift, the queen of calculated moves and manufactured drama, is allegedly waltzing back into…

Yo Cuento: More Like Yo Snoozo
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Yo Cuento: More Like Yo Snoozo

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Yo Cuento: Entre Ríos Y Desiertos” at Patagonia Pasadena! Prepare for virtue signaling! 🎬 Big Bend National Park,…

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