🚨 Baile De Favela is back! 🚨
Finally, something to do on a Saturday besides watching paint dry. The DL Rooftop & Lounge is about to transform into a sweaty, glittery, all-weather sweatbox for Carnaval Baile Funk madness. Mark your calendars for February 28th, 5-10 PM sharp—because apparently, funk waits for no one.
DJs will blast back-to-back Baile Funk anthems by Brazil’s finest, including Anitta, Ludmilla, and that one guy who yells “É o Tchan!” Prepare your vocal cords for some off-key sing-alongs.
Located at 95 Delancey St, this 21+ only bash promises skyline views, a retractable ceiling (because funk parties are weatherproof), and a crowd ready to shake what their mom gave them. Tickets? Sold out every year—so act fast or cry later.
Follow @bailedefavelanyc for Carnaval looks and giveaways. Pro tip: Wear something sparkly, bring your energy, and leave your chill at home. Partiu! 🎉
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