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AC/DC: Aussie TV About to Get Thunderstruck (Again?!) Before They Even Plug In
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AC/DC: Aussie TV About to Get Thunderstruck (Again?!) Before They Even Plug In

Chord F. DiscordOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Prepare yourselves, fellow bogans, because 7News, yes, the pinnacle of journalistic integrity 🙄, is gracing us with a…

A PERFECT CIRCLE Finally Bother to Grace Europe with Their Presence After All These Years
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A PERFECT CIRCLE Finally Bother to Grace Europe with Their Presence After All These Years

Chord F. DiscordOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Guess who’s crawling out of their hidey-holes and gracing Europe with their presence? None other than A PERFECT…

The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
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The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**Oh no, not again! 🙄 Prepare for *The Rocky Horror Picture Show* Halloween night! 🎃 Fishnets & lab coats highly…

“SNO-CIETY” Debuts in Sun Valley: Prepare for Peak Bougieness
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“SNO-CIETY” Debuts in Sun Valley: Prepare for Peak Bougieness

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is coming to a town near you! 🤣 Get ready to celebrate winter in the…

Another Hocus Pocus Movie Night? Groundbreaking
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Another Hocus Pocus Movie Night? Groundbreaking

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. 🎬 21+ only! 🔞 Rooftop cinema? More like basic b****…

Buñuel: King of Naps
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Buñuel: King of Naps

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

BUÑUEL: MASTER OF DREAMS: The UNVEILING of Luis Buñuel🤡 An International Exhibition Celebrating 100 YEARS of Surrealism🤣 Día de los…

OVO-ly Careful: Drizzy’s Halloween Horrorshow—Steer Clear of the 6ix God Behind the Wheel
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OVO-ly Careful: Drizzy’s Halloween Horrorshow—Steer Clear of the 6ix God Behind the Wheel

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

OMG! 👻 LIT Cigar & Martini Lounge, Franklin Street, turns into a real nightmare! 🩸 Don’t Drake & Drive: Halloween…

Randy Bobandy’s Gut Gets a Tennessee Vacation
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Randy Bobandy’s Gut Gets a Tennessee Vacation

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! Randy Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour is coming to JJ’S BOHEMIA – CHATTANOOGA TN on FRIDAY OCTOBER 31ST 2025! Doors…

Nightmare Before Christmas: Still More Christmassy Than Your Fruitcake
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Nightmare Before Christmas: Still More Christmassy Than Your Fruitcake

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Jack Skellington, the OG Christmas crasher, is back! He’s ditching Halloween Town to steal 🎁 again! Doors open…

Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, Am I Right
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Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**Let’s do the time warp again🫦 The Rocky Horror Picture Show is at The Ritz, Friday, October 31st at 8PM!**…

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