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Chris Tomlin to Headline Worship Night in 2026—Because Heaven’s Waiting List Was Too Long
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Chris Tomlin to Headline Worship Night in 2026—Because Heaven’s Waiting List Was Too Long

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 31, 2026

Chris Tomlin: The “Most Often Sung Artist” Who’s Also Really Good at Counting Streams Chris Tomlin, the Christian music superstar…

“NYC Small Biz Owners: How to Convince Rich People to Give You Their Money (Without Begging)”
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“NYC Small Biz Owners: How to Convince Rich People to Give You Their Money (Without Begging)”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 31, 2026

Attention NYC small biz owners: Your path to funding is paved with… paperwork & confusion? Join NYC Business Solutions &…

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“Finally, the Moment You’ve Been Waiting For: The Palm Beach Show Is Here!”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 30, 2026

The Palm Beach Show Returns to the Palm Beach Convention Center February 12-17, 2026 Featuring Renowned Art, Antique & Jewelry…

“Skillsfest LIVE: Because Even Lloyds Needs a Break from Counting Your Pennies”
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“Skillsfest LIVE: Because Even Lloyds Needs a Break from Counting Your Pennies”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 30, 2026

Skillsfest UK LIVE – Because Zoom Fatigue Isn’t Real! 💻 Calling all students and parents who enjoy staring at screens…

“Stock Options, RSUs & ESPP: How to Pretend You’re Rich While Waiting for the Bubble to Pop”
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“Stock Options, RSUs & ESPP: How to Pretend You’re Rich While Waiting for the Bubble to Pop”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 30, 2026

**Tech Employees, It’s Time to Stop Being Emotional About Your Monopoly Money** Stock options, RSUs, and ESPP are like that…

“Home Ownership: Even Your Goldfish Can Afford It Now!”
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“Home Ownership: Even Your Goldfish Can Afford It Now!”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 30, 2026

**🎉🏡 Homeownership? More Like Home-“Maybe”-ership! 🏡🎉** Join us online on **December 25, 2025, at 2:45 AM** (because who needs sleep…

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Global Power Platform Bootcamp 2026: Where Nerds Unite to Conquer the World (One Workflow at a Time)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

Una verdadera Fiesta de Power Platform 🎉 ¿Quieres aprender sobre Power Platform de Microsoft sin gastar un solo peso? ¡Perfecto!…

“Cyber Scotland Week 2026: Because Parenting Is Hard, Let’s Make Kids Internet-Proof!”
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“Cyber Scotland Week 2026: Because Parenting Is Hard, Let’s Make Kids Internet-Proof!”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

**Worried your kid might accidentally join a cyber-crime gang instead of a gaming clan? Fear not!** Police Scotland’s Cybercrime Harm…

Domina la Inteligencia Artificial (y por fin entiende por qué tu nevera te juzga)
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Domina la Inteligencia Artificial (y por fin entiende por qué tu nevera te juzga)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

¡El futuro es ahora, y cuesta $595! Domina la IA en 4 domingos y conviértete en el Steve Jobs de…

“How to Stop Caring About Everything (Even This Workshop)”
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“How to Stop Caring About Everything (Even This Workshop)”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

Finally, a workshop for people who care too much about dumb stuff! 😩✨ Tired of wasting brain cells on things…

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