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Dashing Through the Boredom: Another Holiday Movie Premiere, Yay
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Dashing Through the Boredom: Another Holiday Movie Premiere, Yay

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! Dashing Through The Snow LA Premiere! ☃️ Harmony Gold Theater is the place, Hollywood. Reception at 5:00 PM, screening…

Another Boring Party for Rich White People
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Another Boring Party for Rich White People

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! 16th Annual White Martini Party! 🙄 Henry B. Gonzalez Convention Center, “Stars at Night Ballroom.” August 22-24, 2025. All-white…

Soda City Comic Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Soda City Comic Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**10 years of… mediocrity!🤡 Soda City Comic Con 2025, the biggest yet! (Still not San Diego, lol). Prepare for comics,…

Stand-Up Comedy at a Brewery? Genius!
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Stand-Up Comedy at a Brewery? Genius!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2025

Comedy at a Brewery?! 🤪 Next Stop Comedy PRESENTS: Jokes that may or may not be funny😂 at The Headroom…

Newport Craft Brewing & Distilling: Where Beer Meets Hilarious Disaster
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Newport Craft Brewing & Distilling: Where Beer Meets Hilarious Disaster

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2025

OMG! 🤣 Next Stop Comedy PRESENTS: comedians at Newport Craft Brewing & Distilling, 293 JT Connell Hwy., Newport, RI 02840!…

Off the L Comedy: Guaranteed to be Funnier than the Train
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Off the L Comedy: Guaranteed to be Funnier than the Train

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2025

OMG! 🙄 15-20 min?! Is this a comedy TED Talk? 🤯 “Unfiltered”? 🤢 Email [email protected] for your entourage. 24-hour refunds,…

PAX West 2025: Bandai Namco Attempts to Distract You From Elden Ring DLC With More Games
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PAX West 2025: Bandai Namco Attempts to Distract You From Elden Ring DLC With More Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Alright gamers, buckle up because Bandai Namco, bless their cotton socks, is apparently trying to distract us from the impending…

Ferragosto: Pizza, Movies, and Existential Dread
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Ferragosto: Pizza, Movies, and Existential Dread

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

OMG! 🤩 Movie night at the Milford House! 🍕 + 🍷 (but no BYOB, Karen!) Screening of When Mom Is…

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From Zero to Netflix Hero: Become an Overnight Sensation (Even if You Can’t Act) in NYC!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**🤣OMG! The “#1 professional actors studio” is back! For 20+ years, turning nobodies into Netflix stars!🤣** Wanna be on TV?…

Monk’s 60s Shenanigans: A European Jazz Pilgrimage You Probably Can’t Afford to Miss!
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Monk’s 60s Shenanigans: A European Jazz Pilgrimage You Probably Can’t Afford to Miss!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! 7th House presents MONK & MONK IN EUROPE (1968). Two whole hours of Thelonious Monk?!** 😴 Rare footage of…

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