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Minecraft LAME September 2025: A “Recap” Of The Same Old Promises
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Minecraft LAME September 2025: A “Recap” Of The Same Old Promises

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Oh boy, another Minecraft LIVE! 🎉 As if we needed more blocks in our lives. Mojang Studios, bless their blocky…

Niki de Saint Phalle’s Sleeper Hit Gets a 4K Facelift (Finally)
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Niki de Saint Phalle’s Sleeper Hit Gets a 4K Facelift (Finally)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

**OMG! 7th House is gracing us with Niki de Saint Phalle’s “A DREAM LONGER THAN THE NIGHT” (aka *Un rêve…

Cape Coral: Prepare for a Night of Hilarious Drunkenness at Rumrunners
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Cape Coral: Prepare for a Night of Hilarious Drunkenness at Rumrunners

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

OMG! 🤣 Rumrunner’s turns into a comedy dumpster! 🤡Talent from MTV, VH1, TMZ Live & Howard Stern (lol😂) will be…

KEVIN SULLIVAN: WRESTLING’S FORGOTTEN SON
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KEVIN SULLIVAN: WRESTLING’S FORGOTTEN SON

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

**OMG! Kevin Sullivan, the LA comedian, is gracing us with his presence! 🙄 He’s famous for astrology jokes and has…

Georgia O’Keeffe: Art or Just Flowers? You Decide!
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Georgia O’Keeffe: Art or Just Flowers? You Decide!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Albemarle Charlottesville Historical Society & Preservation Piedmont presents: Georgia O’Keeffe: the Brightness of Light! 🤣 It’s about Georgia,…

Chicago’s Comedy: Best or Just Only
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Chicago’s Comedy: Best or Just Only

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

**Chicago, get ready to CHUCKLE! 😂 The Comedy Bar & Gino’s East: a match made in comedy HEAVEN?🍕 More like…

2Kold’s Chicago Balloon-Popping Love Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
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2Kold’s Chicago Balloon-Popping Love Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

**2KOLD PRESENTS: POP THE BALLOON OR GET CATFISHED: CHICAGO, IL. EDITION!** 🎈😂 Join the chaos at 358 E 47TH CHICAGO,IL.…

George Portz Traditional Music Fest: Yawn
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George Portz Traditional Music Fest: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

OMG!🤡 Another music festival?🙄 George Portz Traditional Music Festival invites you to Festus, Missouri! 🎸🎤 Two days of bluegrass, country,…

MagicCon Atlanta 2025: Prepare Your Wallets for More MTG X Final Fantasy Crossover Nonsense!
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MagicCon Atlanta 2025: Prepare Your Wallets for More MTG X Final Fantasy Crossover Nonsense!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Wow, another MagicCon Atlanta in 2025? 😴 And they’re still milking that MTG X Final Fantasy cow? Seriously, Wizards of…

Kevin Sullivan: The Tasmanian Devil’s Guide to Friday Fun
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Kevin Sullivan: The Tasmanian Devil’s Guide to Friday Fun

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 25, 2025

**Kevin Sullivan, a comedian from Los Angeles💩, is doing shows nationwide on his Aquarian Contrarian tour! Prepare for zodiac punchlines!**…

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