Attention Small Business Owners: Learn How to be a Protégé 🤫
Join the DASNY Mentor-Protégé Program info session—an initiative so exclusive, it’s like Hogwarts for contractors! 🧙♂️ Learn how to become a Protégé and get a mentor who’ll teach you the ancient arts of bidding and compliance. 📝
📅 No date listed—because mystery is part of the charm.
📍 Where? In the virtual realm, obviously! 🌐
Bring your business plan and your willingness to learn the ways of the construction force. May the bids be ever in your favor! 🚧✨
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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