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Metafora Concettuale: L’Arte Ti Sta Rovinando la Vita Enessima Volta
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Metafora Concettuale: L’Arte Ti Sta Rovinando la Vita Enessima Volta

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

💥 La metafora che spacca: webinar linguistico per prof sfigati! 💥 Date? Quando. **19 dicembre 2025** alle ore **16:15**. Dove?…

Gotham Gives Broke Hoops Fans Free Tickets Because Empty Seats Look Sad
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Gotham Gives Broke Hoops Fans Free Tickets Because Empty Seats Look Sad

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

The Prudential Center in Newark, NJ is transforming into a basketball battleground this Monday, January 19th. 🏀 Four elite teams—#19…

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Il Senso Si È Stancato Di LoDipietro, Manda Un Filo Rosso Dritto Dritto Al Fantasma Di Gramsci

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Webinar del 15 Febbraio alle 18:00 su Zoom! Vi prego, fermatevi di inseguire obiettivi che non vi rappresentano davvero 🤡.…

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More Like A Better View For The 1%—Forty Artists Beg You To Buy A Print

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Saturday, January 17, 6PM–10PM, ABV Gallery in East Atlanta Village unleashes “A Better View”—a free spectacle featuring over 40 local…

HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES Finally Remember They Have A Band After Three Years Of Forgetting
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HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES Finally Remember They Have A Band After Three Years Of Forgetting

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

Alright, settle down, rock historians and clearance-rack goths, because the news is officially out: The Hollywood Vampires are crawling out…

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Directive 2006/42/CE vs EU Regulation 2023/1230: Unbelievable bureaucratic speed only took 17 years to update machine safety

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

On January 20, 2027, the EU will finally force your machines to behave. 🤖 Get ready for the “Machine Safety”…

Workshop: Dialogue and Agency in Video Games, Because Pressing ‘A’ For Dialogue Totally Counts As Real Freedom
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Workshop: Dialogue and Agency in Video Games, Because Pressing ‘A’ For Dialogue Totally Counts As Real Freedom

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Ready to get your game dev on? 🤡 Trope Informed’s workshop on dialogue is coming to your eyeballs online. Because…

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Rural Dementia Patients Officially Reclassified as Spreadsheet Entries Because Ethics Committees Are Too Expensive

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Get ready for the most thrilling event of 2025: the RaDAR team explores rural dementia on August 1st! 🚜🧠 The…

Cuz We Gotta Party Like It’s 1995… In Oakland! (BAHC Live! Oakland Fan Zone & Super Bowl Watch Party)
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Cuz We Gotta Party Like It’s 1995… In Oakland! (BAHC Live! Oakland Fan Zone & Super Bowl Watch Party)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Hold onto your nachos, Oakland! 🥳 The BAHC is bringing a totally free, absolutely not a PR stunt “Super Bowl…

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Homecoming: Because the Dead Never Really Die, Just Jam in the Afterlife

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Join us this Saturday, January 17, at 12:45 pm PT at Civic Center Plaza in San Francisco for a “free…

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