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SEX PISTOLS Featuring FRANK CARTER Say “Oops, We Forgot You!” and Drop 2026 North American Tour Dates
SEX PISTOLS with Frank Carter Announce North American Comeback Tour—Because Why Not, We're All Gonna Die Anyway
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SEX PISTOLS Featuring FRANK CARTER Say “Oops, We Forgot You!” and Drop 2026 North American Tour Dates

Chord F. DiscordMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

After a brief hiatus caused by guitarist Steve Jones’s wrist deciding it had enough of humanity, the SEX PISTOLS are…

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“Colágeno: Los Alimentos Que Lo Contienen, Cuándo Tomarlo y Cómo Suplementarlo (Porque Claro, Tu Piel Lo Agradecerá)”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

¿Quieres que tus articulaciones duren más que tu relación de Tinder? 🍸 Porque después de los 25, el colágeno se…

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ST. PRACTICE BAR CRAWL 2026: PREPARE FOR A LIT LENTEN LIVER-PUNCHING ODYSSEY!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

ST. PRACTICE BAR CRAWL 2026 – Royal Oak Saturday, March 7th, 2026 | 2 – 7 PM Downtown Royal Oak…

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“OMG YALL READY FOR SOME TOTALLY RADICAL FANTASY FRIDAYS?! 🧙‍♂️✨”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

#1 FRIDAY NIGHT IN ATLANTA OMG, it’s #1 FRIDAY NIGHT IN ATLANTA, y’all! 🎉 Prepare for the most epic, life-changing…

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FRIDAY FANTASIES: WHERE DREAMS AND DELUSIONS COLLIDE!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

#1 FRIDAY NIGHT IN ATLANTA Join us every week at FANTASY FRIDAYS for an unforgettable night of music, dancing, and…

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“The Octopus Organization: How to Be an Eight-Armed Boss and Still Have No Clue”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

Who needs rigid hierarchies when you can be as cool as an octopus? 🦑 Join Phil Le-Brun and Jana Werner…

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“Michael Rosen and Pals: Unearthing the World’s Most Bizarre Food Tales”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

**Warning: Food-Themed Tales May Cause Severe Hunger** Get ready to drool, kids! On World Book Day®, Michael Rosen and friends…

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Karl May Total – Lesung & Fantreffen Nr 41: Where Cowboys and Indians Unite Over a Good Book and Even Better Pretzels

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

**Karl May Total – Das einmalige Online Karl May Fantreffen präsentiert:** **Das 40. Online-Treffen bei *Karl May Total*!** **Mit Stargast…

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REGGAE SUNDAY: Where the Rum Flows and the Dance Moves Go Rogue in the #1 Caribbean Party That’ll Make Your Grandma Say “Whaaat?”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

REGGAE SUNDAY The #1 Caribbean Party In The City (finally, a party that’s not just “meh”) LIMITED CAPACITY EVENT |…

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Sunday Selectors w/ Kim Lightfoot: Where We Pretend to Know What We’re Doing While You Watch in Amazement

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

**Refuge: Where the Bass Hits Harder Than Your Ex’s New Partner** 🎛️ Every Sunday, Refuge transforms East Williamsburg into a…

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