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Category: Movie News

Sherlock Holmes 3: Is This Thing Even Still a Thing? Jared Harris Has Opinions
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Sherlock Holmes 3: Is This Thing Even Still a Thing? Jared Harris Has Opinions

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

So, Jared Harris, bless his heart πŸ™„, apparently has “no clue” what’s going on with the third Sherlock Holmes movie.…

Mr. Blonde Checks Out: Michael Madsen Dead at 67, Ear Still at Large
Cut, Acted, Wrote Poetry: Michael Madsen Dies Like a True Tarantino Character
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Mr. Blonde Checks Out: Michael Madsen Dead at 67, Ear Still at Large

FinnJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

HOLLYWOOD, CA β€” Legendary tough guy, Tarantino muse, and full-time ear collector Michael Madsen has officially wrapped his final scene.…

Michael Madsen Kicks the Bucket at 67, Probably While Holding a Bloody Prop
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Michael Madsen Kicks the Bucket at 67, Probably While Holding a Bloody Prop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Seems like Mr. Blonde himself, Michael Madsen, has decided to check out…

Pixar blew $300M on “Elio” β€” Hulk Hogan was the hero, but Pixar accidentally releases the wrong animated movie
Wrong Flash Drive Destroys Disney: Queer "Elio" Bombs, Hulk Hogan Version Shelved
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Pixar blew $300M on “Elio” β€” Hulk Hogan was the hero, but Pixar accidentally releases the wrong animated movie

FinnJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Pixar has done it again β€” burned $300 million on a woke disaster that makes even β€œLightyear” look like The…

‘Crimson Tide 2: Electric Boogaloo’ Incoming
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‘Crimson Tide 2: Electric Boogaloo’ Incoming

FinnJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, sweet Neptune’s beard! πŸ§œβ€β™‚οΈ Jerry Bruckheimer, bless his octogenarian heart, is apparently smoking something stronger than sea kelp and…

OMG! Marvel FLOP Now in Superman?! Gunn at it Again!
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OMG! Marvel FLOP Now in Superman?! Gunn at it Again!

FinnJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

So, Superman director James Gunn, fresh from ruining Marvel, has decided to grace DC with his presence, and guess what?…

Edgar Wright’s β€œThe Running Man” Mistaken for a CNN Documentary β€” White House Freaks Out
Edgar Wright’s New Film Is So Real, the White House Had a Meltdown
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Edgar Wright’s β€œThe Running Man” Mistaken for a CNN Documentary β€” White House Freaks Out

FinnJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

What was meant to be a gritty remake of Stephen King’s dystopian classic turned out to be something way more…

Neil Druckmann Abandons Ship, Leaves β€˜The Last of Us’ Fans to Drown in Disappointment
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Neil Druckmann Abandons Ship, Leaves β€˜The Last of Us’ Fans to Drown in Disappointment

FinnJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Oh noes! 😱 Neil Druckmann, the supposed “genius” behind The Last of Us (you know, that zombie show everyone pretends…

Jon Watts’ Epic Reason for Ditching ‘Fantastic Bore’ Project Revealed
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Jon Watts’ Epic Reason for Ditching ‘Fantastic Bore’ Project Revealed

FinnJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Jon Watts FINALLY spilled the tea β˜• on why he bailed on directing *Fantastic Four: First Steps*. Turns…

The Bear Gets Another Season: Disney+ Milking It For All It’s Worth
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The Bear Gets Another Season: Disney+ Milking It For All It’s Worth

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Carmy! 🐻πŸ”ͺ FX just HAD to announce that The Bear is getting a fifth season. Like we…

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