Oh Joy Another Remake of Dracula Because the World Was Just Missing a Vampire with a Bad Hairdo in Glorious 4K
The most epic news ever: Dracula is back, and he’s still Got It! 💉👻 I mean, who needs a social…
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Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated
The Hollywood Nostalgia Harvest has officially begun, and this year’s crop includes a reimagining of the classic ’80s action movie…
Because You Clearly Need More Nostalgic Cash Grabs In Your Life Now
Because what the world really needed was another reason to reminisce about the good old days, it’s been revealed that…
Another original title to add to the endless pile of sequels and reboots coming soon
By Any Means, the latest attempt at a “Based on a True Story” biopic, has left me wondering if it’s…
Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now
Mark your calendars, DC fans: Supergirl is coming home, and by home, I mean to the endless void of streaming…
Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama
Jim Thornton, the voice of Wheel of Fortune since 2011, has been suspended from the iconic game show. Because, you…
Rupert Murdoch Biopic Because The World Was Missing That Apparently
Danny Boyle is at it again, folks, and this time he’s tackling the fascinating world of media tycoons with his…
Because The Wizarding World Needed More Cash Grabbing Television Spinoffs
There are no new Harry Potter books or movies on the horizon, but that’s not stopping Warner Bros. from finding…
Universal Throws in Towel on Another Overhyped Attraction Because Of Course They Did
Universal Orlando is saying goodbye to another piece of its past, as Animal Actors on Location is set to close…
Get Ready for Another Overhyped Movie Where Florence Pugh Cries a Lot in a Bad Wig and People Will Pretend its Deep Because its Based on Some Old Book by Steinbeck
The most epic news ever has just dropped, and I’m not even exaggerating (okay, maybe a little) 🤯! Netflix has…