Catherine O’Hara’s Greatest Hits: Stream These or Face Her Judgment
😱 OH NO, NOT CATHERINE O’HARA! THE QUEEN OF WEIRD HAS LEFT THE BUILDING! 💔 Well, folks, it looks like…
Category: Movie News
Disney Plus February 2026: More Sequels, More Spinoffs, More Reasons to Ignore Your Family!
February on Disney+ is here to remind you that nostalgia is still a business model 💅. Whether you’re a ’70s…
MINISTRY’s AL JOURGENSEN Stars In ‘Jesus Cop’—Because Who Needs Sermons When You’ve Got Industrial Riffs?
Move over, Marvel — Jesus Cop is here to save the world with blood, blasphemy, and probably a flamethrower Oh,…
SEVERALS UNVEIL A NEW CHAPTER (AND KILL THE SUN, BECAUSE WHY NOT?)
If you thought Czechia was only good for gothic architecture and affordable beer, SEVERALS are here to prove you wrong…
The Beatles Movies Finally Give Us a Sneak Peek at Those Fab Four Faces, and Honestly, We’re Shooketh
Hold My Mop, Ringo: Sony Drops First Look at Beatles Biopic and the Internet Is Shooketh Sony Pictures has graced…
‘The Karate Kid’ and More Join the National Film Registry: Wax On, Wax Off, Now It’s Official
Well, folks, the Library of Congress just announced their picks for 2025’s National Film Registry and, surprise, they’re preserving all…
The Disney Afternoon Collection: 8 Retro Gems to Make You Question Your Childhood Choices (or Why You Wasted Your Youth on This Instead of Doing Something Productive)
ATTENTION, 90S KIDS: Your childhood is being sold back to you, and you’re going to love it Oh look, another…
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“Marvel Cashes In Again: [Hero Name] Stumbles Back in ‘Born Again’ Season 2.9 – Now With 10% More Corporate Desperation”
Holy superhero necromancy, Batman! 🦇 Marvel’s back at it again, digging up corpses from the Netflix graveyard to slap a…
Avengers: Doomsday – Which D-List Cameo Will Disney+ Drag Out of Retirement This Time
Hold onto your spandex, folks! The “Avengers: Doomsday” cast list has ballooned to 27✨✨✨✨names—roughly the population of a small moon…
Future You Already Regrets Watching: Your Dying DVD Player’s Clickbait Roundup – Bruce Springsteen Yells at Clouds: The Movie, House Party: Grandpa’s ‘Lit’ Reboot, Altered: Somehow More Depressing Than Monday, King of Beggars: Oscar Bait So Thirsty It’ll Tow Your Car, Plus 37 Other Things You’ll Instantly Forget
Hold onto your dusty VHS tapes, cinephiles! 🎬 This week’s home video releases are like a bargain bin at a…