Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
The latest DC Comics film, Supergirl, has taken to the skies, but its opening weekend box office numbers are more…
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Brad Bird Thankfully Rejects Cash Grab Opportunity For Ratatouille 2
In a shocking turn of events, a beloved Pixar classic will not be getting a sequel. Brad Bird, the director…
Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Hand Over Their Oinkers to Robots Because Who Needs Human Emotions Anyway
In a shocking turn of events, it’s been revealed that the child actors who lend their adorable voices to the…
Avengers Endgame Now With 100 More Minutes of Tony Stark Looking Sad and Brooding
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 Marvel is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in theaters, because you…
Batman: Because Gotham Wasnt Already Sick of Him Season Two Trailer Finally Arrives to Annoy the Joker Some More
Get ready for the most epic battle of wits, people! 🤣 The trailer for Batman: Caped Crusader Season Two is…
Oh Joy ‘The Invite’ is Basically Just a Bunch of Rich People Trying to Sell Each Other Stuff Over Canapés and Pretension
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip and a whole lot of drama? 🍿🍫 Because I’ve got…
Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Get Lost in the Woods with a Bunch of Idiots in the Newly Announced Blair Witch Movie That Nobody Asked For Coming 2027
You won’t believe that a film student can stand facing a wall… again 🙄. The Blair Witch franchise is back,…
Breaking News Toy Story 5 Just Broke All the Records and Your Childhood is Officially Over Now
In a shocking turn of events, it appears that toys have finally surpassed tech in the ultimate battle of awesomeness…
Deborah Ann Woll Spills All the Tea on Marvel, Woodcreek and God of War Laufey Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do at GCC 2026
We mean, have you seen her as Jessica on True Blood 📺, Karen Page in Daredevil and Punisher 🕸️, or…
Amazon Abruptly Cancels Movie About Sam Altman Because Let’s Be Real Who Cares About Some Guy and His AI Company Anyway
The movie industry is just full of drama, and we’re not just talking about the movies themselves 🍿👀. A big-time…