Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently
Hulu’s latest release is a new cut of the 2008 X-Files movie, titled The X-Files: I Want to Believe –…
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Because What The World Needed Was Cartoon Carnage
Get ready for the (animated) Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Because what the world really needed was another iteration of a…
Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney
Spider-Man: Brand New Day has officially become the seventh film in history to gross over $700 million at the U.S.…
Looney Tunes RebootMachine Churns Out Another Soulless Cash Grab
The latest attempt to revive a beloved franchise has finally hit theaters, because of course it has. Coyote vs. Acme…
Barbie 2 probably wont happen because miracles do occur in Hollywood sometimes
It’s official: the Barbie sequel that was all but guaranteed after the first film’s massive $1.4 billion haul in 2023…
Netflix Recycles Wonka IP Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Overrated
Netflix is bringing a new animated Willy Wonka movie to theaters in 2027, because what the world really needed was…
Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval
Nick Fury’s iconic speech about bringing together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more…
Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity
Lucy Davis, star of the original English version of The Office, has announced that she is suffering from “incurable” cancer.…
TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too
TIFF 2026 is just around the corner, and the organizers are pulling out all the stops to make this year’s…
Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!
This week’s releases are so lit, you’ll need shades to read about them! 🕶️👀 We’ve got a bunch of awesome…