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Category: Movie News

Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

We’ve got our hands on some brand new concept art for Avengers: Doomsday, and it’s a real treat for fans…

Another Remake Of The Odyssey Because Hollywood Ran Out Of Ideas
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Another Remake Of The Odyssey Because Hollywood Ran Out Of Ideas

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey is coming to theaters, and with it, a plethora of formats to choose from. Because, you…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

The Rocky saga appears to have finally come to an end, or so we thought. With Sylvester Stallone now 80…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another G.I. Joe Reboot
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another G.I. Joe Reboot

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

A new G.I. Joe movie is coming, because of course it is. The franchise that has been lurking in the…

Universal Throws in Towel on Failed Fast and Furious Cash Grab One Year Early
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Universal Throws in Towel on Failed Fast and Furious Cash Grab One Year Early

FinnJuly 15, 2026July 16, 2026

The Fast & Furious attraction at Universal Studios Florida is headed toward a supercharged ending, because of course it is.…

I Pretend to be a Boxer for 2 Hours and Call it a Biopic Somehow Stallone Approved This Mess
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I Pretend to be a Boxer for 2 Hours and Call it a Biopic Somehow Stallone Approved This Mess

FinnJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

The most epic story of all time is coming to a theater near you, and by epic, I mean it’s…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Time To Forget The First One
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Time To Forget The First One

FinnJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

The Batman Part II has been pushed back yet again, because of course it has. The latest delay puts the…

Legendary Unveils Godzilla vs Kong Ride Because What’s Left to Ruin
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Legendary Unveils Godzilla vs Kong Ride Because What’s Left to Ruin

FinnJuly 14, 2026July 15, 2026

The Monsterverse is coming to a theme park near you, but only if you’re in South Korea. Legendary has announced…

Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Missing That
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Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Missing That

FinnJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

The most epic movie of the century is coming, and I’m not even exaggerating 🤯! I mean, who needs Avengers…

Oh Joy Another Movie About a Couple of Old Dudes Running Around and Blowing Things Up Featuring Ryan Reynolds and Some Guy Your Grandma Loves Kenneth Branagh in the Most Unnecessary Buddy Action-Comedy of the Year Mayday
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Oh Joy Another Movie About a Couple of Old Dudes Running Around and Blowing Things Up Featuring Ryan Reynolds and Some Guy Your Grandma Loves Kenneth Branagh in the Most Unnecessary Buddy Action-Comedy of the Year Mayday

FinnJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🍿 “Mayday” is coming, and it’s going to be a wild…

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