Gaming Cash Grabs Unite: Avengers Remake Boasts Predictable Explosions and Familiar Faces
Get ready for the ultimate cash-grab, folks! The latest Avengers: Doomsday trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean,…
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God of War show loses its Kratos due to on-set mishap and poor insurance
Well, that’s just peachy. The live-action God of War series, which was supposed to be the perfect adaptation of the…
Tom Cruise Unrecognizable Again Because That’s All He’s Got Left
Because the world was just missing a film where Tom Cruise plays a billionaire businessman who causes an environmental calamity…
Zendaya’s Hairstylist Spills the Tea That She’s a Total Boss Who Won’t Let Him Get Away with Any Old Messy Bun
Let’s talk about hair, because, clearly, it’s the most important thing in life 🙄. I mean, who needs world peace…
Universal Executes Brilliant Plan To Annoy Entire Neighborhood With Fast Ride
Because what’s a theme park attraction without a few noise complaints from the neighbors, right? Universal Studios Hollywood’s latest addition,…
Another Iconic Character Ruined By Baffling Recasting Decision Coming Soon
The God of War TV series has hit a snag, and it’s not just the titular god’s famously short temper.…
Hollywood Genius At Work Canceling Shows Before Anyone Notices
We’ve all been there – invested in a show, only to have it ripped away from us by the cruel…
Nolan Reboots Ancient Myth Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Exhausted
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey: Because What the World Really Needed Was a 3-Hour Epic Poem Adaptation In a bold move…
WB Pushes Batman Sequel Back Amidst Frantic Reediting and Reshooting
We’ve got a bit of a wait on our hands, folks, as the next instalment in Matt Reeves’ The Batman…
A24 Steps in to Monetize Someone Else’s Viral Idea Again Apparently
In a bizarre incident that has left the internet scratching its head, a digital artist’s Backrooms-inspired artwork on Redbubble was…