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Category: Movie News

Shadow’s Edge: Witness Jackie Chan and Tony Leung’s Hilarious Attempt at a Thriller in This Trailer
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Shadow’s Edge: Witness Jackie Chan and Tony Leung’s Hilarious Attempt at a Thriller in This Trailer

FinnSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

OMG! 😱Is Jackie Chan seriously still doing this? 🀣 I mean, bless his heart, but he’s back in “action-thriller” mode…

Wake Up Dead Man: Another Knives Out? Ugh, Fine, Here’s a Teaser
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Wake Up Dead Man: Another Knives Out? Ugh, Fine, Here’s a Teaser

FinnSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Oh great, Daniel Craig is back as Benoit Blanc, the detective with the world’s most ridiculous accent, in Wake Up…

Darth Vader’s Toy Sword Fetches More Than Your Life Savings
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Darth Vader’s Toy Sword Fetches More Than Your Life Savings

FinnSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear? Some rich idiot 🀑 just blew $3.6 million on Darth Vader’s lightsaber! 🀣 Yes, you…

Is Superman Finally Gonna Grace Us With His Presence in ‘Peacemaker’ Season 2, or Are We Just Being Trolled Again
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Is Superman Finally Gonna Grace Us With His Presence in ‘Peacemaker’ Season 2, or Are We Just Being Trolled Again

FinnSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

OMG! You didn’t actually think we wouldn’t notice, did you, Superman? πŸ™„ David Corenswet, bless his heart, is now single-handedly…

Street Fighter Movie Trailer Drops: Is This the WWE or a Fighting Game, LOL
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Street Fighter Movie Trailer Drops: Is This the WWE or a Fighting Game, LOL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Oh great, another Street Fighter movie! πŸ™„ As if the last few weren’t cinematic masterpieces (said no one ever), Legendary…

Witness JLaw and RPatz in a Teaser for a Ramsay Flick About Dying or Whatever
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Witness JLaw and RPatz in a Teaser for a Ramsay Flick About Dying or Whatever

FinnSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 MUBI, the platform for people who pretend to understand arthouse cinema, has graced us with a teaser trailer…

John Candy: “I Like Me” – Oh Great, Another Documentary We Didn’t Ask For
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John Candy: “I Like Me” – Oh Great, Another Documentary We Didn’t Ask For

FinnSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

From the visionary director Colin Hanks (yes, Tom’s kid) and the alleged lifelong John Candy fan Ryan Reynolds (who probably…

Dave Lombardo’s New Coffee: Guaranteed to Make You Drum FASTER (Probably Not)
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Dave Lombardo’s New Coffee: Guaranteed to Make You Drum FASTER (Probably Not)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

Okay, so apparently, Dave Lombardo, the dude who hits drums REALLY fast, is now selling coffee. Yes, THAT Dave Lombardo.…

Tom Holland Google Searches “How To Please Annoying Spider-Man Fans”
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Tom Holland Google Searches “How To Please Annoying Spider-Man Fans”

FinnSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

Ah, yes, Tom Holland, our friendly neighborhood Spoiler-Man πŸ•·οΈ, bless his heart ❀️. He actually thinks he knows what the…

Witness the trainwreck: Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi desecrate Wuthering Heights in Emerald Fennell’s dumpster fire of an adaptation
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Witness the trainwreck: Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi desecrate Wuthering Heights in Emerald Fennell’s dumpster fire of an adaptation

FinnSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

From the depths of Hollywood’s recycling bin πŸ—‘οΈ and the twisted mind of ✨Emerald Fennell✨ (yes, the “Promising Young Woman”…

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