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Ice Nine Kills’ Spencer Charnas: We Succeeded When We Stopped Caring What You Plebs Thought
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Ice Nine Kills’ Spencer Charnas: We Succeeded When We Stopped Caring What You Plebs Thought

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

ICE NINE KILLS (more like ICE NINE CHILLS, amirite? 😂) frontman Spencer Charnas (who?) is gracing us with his presence…

Cristina Scabbia’s So-Called 53rd Birthday Bash: Sharon den Adel & Simone Simons Show Up (Are They Lost?)
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Cristina Scabbia’s So-Called 53rd Birthday Bash: Sharon den Adel & Simone Simons Show Up (Are They Lost?)

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

LACUNA COIL, still kicking around, apparently played a gig at Metalfest in Plzeň, Czech Republic, on Friday (June 6). Now,…

Crucified Barbara Dusts Off Their Cobwebs for a “Triumphant” Return After a Decade of Silence
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Crucified Barbara Dusts Off Their Cobwebs for a “Triumphant” Return After a Decade of Silence

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Swedish “hard” rockers CRUCIFIED BARBARA, who we’re pretty sure someone made up as a joke, graced the stage for their…

Miley Cyrus Blames Dua Lipa Collab for Existential Crisis, Says It Ruined Her Life
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Miley Cyrus Blames Dua Lipa Collab for Existential Crisis, Says It Ruined Her Life

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

OMG, Miley Cyrus, the queen of oversharing, is at it again! 🙄 Apparently, her new album, Something Beautiful (eye roll),…

SLASH FEATURING MYLES KENNEDY & THE CONSPIRATORS Still Torturing MICHAEL ‘ELVIS’ BASKETTE With New Album
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SLASH FEATURING MYLES KENNEDY & THE CONSPIRATORS Still Torturing MICHAEL ‘ELVIS’ BASKETTE With New Album

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with J.J. Caithcart of Different Stages Radio (which, let’s be honest, nobody’s ever heard of), Brent…

ACCEPT’s Geriatric Romp Through Stockholm: A 2025 Saga of Sunscreen and Stage Diving (Maybe)
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ACCEPT’s Geriatric Romp Through Stockholm: A 2025 Saga of Sunscreen and Stage Diving (Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Fan-filmed video of ACCEPT’s June 3 gig at Gröna Lund in Stockholm is here! If you’re desperate enough to watch…

GUNS N’ ROSES Announce Fall 2025 Tour Dates (Get Ready to Wait, Again)
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GUNS N’ ROSES Announce Fall 2025 Tour Dates (Get Ready to Wait, Again)

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 Guns N’ Roses, those geriatric rockers 👴🎸, are apparently still alive and kicking (or at least, attempting to).…

PARADISE LOST Announces New Album ‘Ascension’ (Because ‘Descension’ Was Too Mainstream), Shares ‘Silence Like The Grave’ Single (Prepare to Yawn)
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PARADISE LOST Announces New Album ‘Ascension’ (Because ‘Descension’ Was Too Mainstream), Shares ‘Silence Like The Grave’ Single (Prepare to Yawn)

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 6, 2025

PARADISE LOST, those lovable dinosaurs of British gothic metal (yes, they’re still around!), are dropping their 17th album, “Ascension”, on…

KREATOR Releases Trailer for Utterly Riveting (Not!) Documentary ‘Hate & Hope’
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KREATOR Releases Trailer for Utterly Riveting (Not!) Documentary ‘Hate & Hope’

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 A trailer for the most epic, totally-not-overhyped documentary about German thrash metal legends, KREATOR, entitled “Kreator – Hate…

DIRKSCHNEIDER & GERIATRIC CREW Drops Schmaltzy New Single And Eye-Bleeding Video ‘Hellbreaker’
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DIRKSCHNEIDER & GERIATRIC CREW Drops Schmaltzy New Single And Eye-Bleeding Video ‘Hellbreaker’

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 6, 2025

DIRKSCHNEIDER & THE OLD GANG (DATOG), because acronyms are cool 😎, the project featuring former ACCEPT members Udo Dirkschneider (vocals,…

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