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System of a Down and Faith No More Team Up in Brazil
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System of a Down and Faith No More Team Up in Brazil

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

System of a Down and Faith No More will join forces for a one-off concert at Rio de Janeiro’s Maracanã…

Usher and Chris Brown Expand 2026 Stadium Tour Schedule
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Usher and Chris Brown Expand 2026 Stadium Tour Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Usher and Chris Brown have added eight stadium dates to their 2026 co-headlining tour, “The R&B Tour,” extending the run…

Blackmore Hints At Final Deep Purple Reunion
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Blackmore Hints At Final Deep Purple Reunion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Ritchie Blackmore has offered insight into what spurred his recent onstage reunion with Deep Purple, the band he helped form…

Jonas Brothers Launch Burning Up Tour Across North America
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Jonas Brothers Launch Burning Up Tour Across North America

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

The Jonas Brothers have announced “The Burning Up Tour All Over Again,” a fall 2026 North American run that serves…

RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves
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RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to the past? 🙄 Because I’ve got some…

Aaron Stainthorpe gets dumped by My Dying Bride and somehow still sounds whiny
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Aaron Stainthorpe gets dumped by My Dying Bride and somehow still sounds whiny

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

I mean, who needs a social life when you can spend your days obsessing over the latest drama in the…

Primus recruits Death Angel vocalist because why not
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Primus recruits Death Angel vocalist because why not

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that Mark Osegueda, the vocalist…

Warrel Dane spinning in grave as Nevermore replaces him with some dude named Berzan Onen
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Warrel Dane spinning in grave as Nevermore replaces him with some dude named Berzan Onen

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Nevermore news? I mean, I’m not sure if I am, but here…

Anthrax fires Joey Belladonna because of course they did
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Anthrax fires Joey Belladonna because of course they did

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some drama? 🤯 Because I’ve got a scoop that’s gonna make your head…

Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter
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Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious hand-wringing and fretting about the state of the world? 🤯 Because…

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