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💀 Radiohead Might Return — But Only to Cry About Life’s Sadness on Stage 😭
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💀 Radiohead Might Return — But Only to Cry About Life’s Sadness on Stage 😭

FinnOctober 22, 2024October 22, 2024

In the latest shocking-but-not-surprising turn of events, Thom Yorke — Radiohead’s resident king of angst and doom — has made…

Coldplay’s New Album: Boosting Food Sales or Killing Our Appetite? 🍩🎧
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Coldplay’s New Album: Boosting Food Sales or Killing Our Appetite? 🍩🎧

FinnOctober 19, 2024

In case you missed it (you lucky soul), Coldplay’s Moon Music has predictably skyrocketed to the top of the American…

🤯🎶Courtney Love + East 17: The Collab No One Asked For, But We’re Getting Anyway😂👀
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🤯🎶Courtney Love + East 17: The Collab No One Asked For, But We’re Getting Anyway😂👀

FinnOctober 16, 2024October 17, 2024

In a twist of fate that absolutely no one saw coming — except maybe your aunt who still uses dial-up…

Robert Smith’s Post-Retirement Plan? Monthly Country Albums with Chris Martin & Chad Kroeger! 🎸
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Robert Smith’s Post-Retirement Plan? Monthly Country Albums with Chris Martin & Chad Kroeger! 🎸

FinnOctober 13, 2024

In a jaw-dropping announcement, Robert Smith, the 65-year-old legendary frontman of The Cure, revealed that he plans to retire in…

P Diddy Releases «Racist Anthems» Album, Claims It’s His «Apology to Society»
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P Diddy Releases «Racist Anthems» Album, Claims It’s His «Apology to Society»

FinnOctober 8, 2024October 8, 2024

In a shocking turn of events, rapper and mogul P Diddy, currently embroiled in multiple lawsuits, has announced his decision…

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