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Category: Music News

Megadeth Sets Spring 2027 UK European Farewell Tour Dates
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Megadeth Sets Spring 2027 UK European Farewell Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Megadeth have announced “Breakout: Hibernation of the Nations,” a Spring 2027 UK/European leg of their ongoing farewell tour. The outing…

GWAR And RZA Team Up For VHS Mixtape Horror Anthology Series
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GWAR And RZA Team Up For VHS Mixtape Horror Anthology Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Shudder has announced its plans for the ninth installment of V/H/S. This time, the horror anthology series will be getting…

Jerry Garcia Exhibition Hits The Road As Immersive Tour Experience
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Jerry Garcia Exhibition Hits The Road As Immersive Tour Experience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

A new immersive exhibition celebrating the life and work of Jerry Garcia will open in San Francisco in early 2027…

Serj Tankian Weighs In On John Dolmayan’s Trump Fatigue Suddenly
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Serj Tankian Weighs In On John Dolmayan’s Trump Fatigue Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

For years, Serj Tankian’s left-leaning beliefs clashed with his System of a Down bandmate and brother-in-law John Dolmayan’s MAGA-leaning social…

Bruce Dickinson saves Poland from good music with orchestra tour
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Bruce Dickinson saves Poland from good music with orchestra tour

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Ariana Grande Takes Break Amid Ongoing Public Scrutiny
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Ariana Grande Takes Break Amid Ongoing Public Scrutiny

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Ariana Grande has announced plans to “step back from visibility” and take a “much-deserved break from public-facing work and appearances”…

Ozzy Fans Desperately Clinging To Hope Of 2027 Ozzfest
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Ozzy Fans Desperately Clinging To Hope Of 2027 Ozzfest

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially life-changing news? 🤯 I just found out that Sharon Osbourne, the…

MAX CAVALERA bravely reveals music not that important somehow still manages to have ego
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MAX CAVALERA bravely reveals music not that important somehow still manages to have ego

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 3, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Max Cavalera, the legendary frontman of Soulfly and former Sepultura member, has shared his…

Lita Ford somehow still alive and making music again
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Lita Ford somehow still alive and making music again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Lita Ford, the queen of ’80s hard rock, is…

Tony Iommi still making riffs because what else is he gonna do
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Tony Iommi still making riffs because what else is he gonna do

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

I mean, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming or anything. The legendary Black Sabbath guitarist, Tony Iommi, is…

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