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Phil Collins still not retiring after 45 years of Face Value
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Phil Collins still not retiring after 45 years of Face Value

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Well, folks, it’s time to break out the party hats and noise-makers, because Phil Collins is celebrating 45 years of…

Black Flag Still Somehow Not Dead Embarks On 50 Year Anniversary Tour Because You Clearly Needed This
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Black Flag Still Somehow Not Dead Embarks On 50 Year Anniversary Tour Because You Clearly Needed This

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… Legendary…

Gavin Rossdale Still Whining About Being Suddenly Famous
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Gavin Rossdale Still Whining About Being Suddenly Famous

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes from the 90s? 🙄 Because Gavin Rossdale, the frontman of…

Lana Del Rey Drops Surprise Stove Companion Album Spyda
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Lana Del Rey Drops Surprise Stove Companion Album Spyda

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Fans patiently awaiting Lana Del Rey’s new album Stove are apparently being rewarded with a second companion album called Spyda.…

Scream Turns 30 With Beltrami Score On Vinyl Release
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Scream Turns 30 With Beltrami Score On Vinyl Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

The Scream franchise, as evidenced by the recent box office success of Scream 7, has had more lives than Ghostface.…

CDs Surpass Vinyl Sales In First Half Of 2026
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CDs Surpass Vinyl Sales In First Half Of 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

For the better part of the last decade, vinyl has been the face of music’s physical revival. But according to…

Badalamenti’s Blue Velvet Score Turns 40 On Vinyl
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Badalamenti’s Blue Velvet Score Turns 40 On Vinyl

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Forty years after David Lynch’s Blue Velvet changed the sound of American cinema forever, Angelo Badalamenti‘s haunting score is returning…

Slipknot hires producer Matt Wallace because 50 arrangements clearly isnt enough chaos
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Slipknot hires producer Matt Wallace because 50 arrangements clearly isnt enough chaos

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 SLIPKNOT is working on new music, and I can…

Anthrax teams up with Z2 because you clearly didnt have enough anthrax in your life
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Anthrax teams up with Z2 because you clearly didnt have enough anthrax in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that thrash metal legends ANTHRAX…

Sunn O))) Unveils Fall 2026 North American Tour Dates
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Sunn O))) Unveils Fall 2026 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

SUNN O))) have announced a new slate of 2026 North American headlining dates in support of their recent self-titled album,…

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