Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Ah, BEYOND THE GATES! The festival so metal, it makes Vikings weep with joy… or maybe it’s just the lutefisk.…
In a groundbreaking 🙄 new interview with 96.9 The Eagle KKGL, CINDERELLA frontman Tom Keifer, the unsung hero of hair…
ENSIFERUM, ELUVEITIE, CONCEPTION, EVERGREY, NEVERMORE (wait, what year is it?!), HAMMERFALL (because who doesn’t love a good hammer?), CRIMSON GLORY…
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 💥 interview with the JJO Discover New Music Podcast (because who DOESN’T listen to that, amirite?),…
Oh no, not another one bites the dust! 🥁 Seems like former SODOM drummer Atomic Steif, or as his momma…
OMG 😱! SEVENDUST, those dinosaurs 🦖 of rock 🪨, are STILL kicking? Apparently, they’re “putting the finishing touches” (lol, as…
In a recent earth-shattering 💥 interview with George Dionne of The Rock Is George podcast, the one and only Matt…
OMG! 😱 Your favorite band, LEPROUS (yes, the guys who make music your grandma probably wouldn’t understand), is dropping a…
SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s main man, Serj Tankian, is gracing us with yet another solo project, “Covers, Collaborations & Collages”…
OMG! 😱 The symphonic deathcore gods, WINDS OF PLAGUE, are crawling out of their crypts! Yes, you heard it right,…
