Amon Amarth to Drop New Ditty ‘We Rule the Waves’ on Hump Day, Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated
So, the Vikings who can’t seem to find a new gimmick AMON AMARTH are gracing us with a single and…
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My Chemical Romance’s Emo Masterpiece ‘The Black Parade’ Gets Umpteen Shiny New Participation Trophies
Oh, honey, bless their hearts. Following the earth-shattering, life-altering, and definitely not overhyped launch of their “‘Long Live’: The Black…
Ex-Slipknot Drummer Jay Weinberg’s Solo Album: Prepare for the Most Mediocre Undertaking You’ll Ever Be Mildly Interested In
Wow, look at this “exclusive” interview ๐ with the guy who got the boot from SLIPKNOT, now slumming it in…
The Charlatans, bless their cotton socks, are back with *another* album and a UK tour (as if we needed more Charlatans)
โWeโre honouring ourselves, our past, feeling that energy and reincarnating it, doing something fresh, brand newโ โ Tim Burgess (allegedly)…
Soulfly Drops New Track ‘Favela Dystopia’ โ Prepare for Maximum Groove and Minimal Originality
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! SOULFLY, the band that still exists, apparently, graced the stage with a brand-new banger called “Favela…
NICKO MCBRAIN’s TITANIUM TART: Floridaocalypse 2025
So, the geriatric drum overlord, Nicko McBrain, bless his cotton socks, thinks he’s still got it! ๐คฃ After announcing his…
Josh Todd From Buckcherry Remembers When He Met Floyd Mayweather, World’s Okayest Boxer
OMG ๐ฑ! Josh Todd from those *super* relevant rockers BUCKCHERRY (who?) graced us with his presence on Side Jams With…
FILTER Dumps ‘All The Good’ Single From Upcoming ‘The Algorithm: Ultra Yawn’
๐คฃOMG! Platinum-selling, (allegedly) post-industrial/alternative rock pioneers FILTER (who?) are gracing us with their remixed and remastered NEW album, “The Algorithm:…
Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ Anniversary in Poland, Because Originality is Overrated
JUDAS PRIEST, those lovable dinosaurs of heavy metal, graced the Atlas Arena in ลรณdลบ, Poland on Monday, July 7. Fan-filmed…
Joey Belladonna Done Belting for Anthrax’s Album (Finally!), Claims to Be “Really Happy,” World Remains Skeptical
Oh, look, Joey Belladonna is still yapping about that mythical ANTHRAX album. ๐ In a recent interview with Chicago’s Rebel…