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BUCKCHERRY’s JOSH TODD: Sober? More Like Sobering-ly Boring, Am I Right?
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BUCKCHERRY’s JOSH TODD: Sober? More Like Sobering-ly Boring, Am I Right?

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Josh Todd from BUCKCHERRY, still clinging to relevance by talking about his sobriety 🙄. In a recent…

Paul Stanley’s Super Official Totally Not Biased Ranking of the Only KISS Albums That Matter, According to Him
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Paul Stanley’s Super Official Totally Not Biased Ranking of the Only KISS Albums That Matter, According to Him

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering, paradigm-shifting interview with Justin Richmond of the Broken Record podcast, the one, the only, the Starchild…

David Byrne, bless his heart, drops another album and decides to inflict it on the world
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David Byrne, bless his heart, drops another album and decides to inflict it on the world

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

David Byrne, bless his quirky little heart, is back with a new album and a world tour! Is it needed?…

ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap
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ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Fresh off opening for REFUSED (who?) and QUICKSAND (still around?) in the Big Apple as part of “The Refused Are…

Till Lindemann never tires of raising the bar for disgustingness in his new single “Und Die Engel Singen”!
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Till Lindemann never tires of raising the bar for disgustingness in his new single “Und Die Engel Singen”!

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Oh, look, it’s everyone’s favorite controversial uncle, Till Lindemann, gracing us with his presence and a brand new single, “Und…

Black Sabbath Kicked Off Ozzy’s Farewell Show — By His Own Wife
Sharon Osbourne Cancels Black Sabbath Because “She Just Doesn’t Like Them”
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Black Sabbath Kicked Off Ozzy’s Farewell Show — By His Own Wife

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Rock and roll officially hit clown mode: legendary band Black Sabbath won’t perform at Ozzy Osbourne’s final concert, “Back to…

Behold: BLACK FLAG’s New Lineup Stumbles Through Their First Live Gig
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Behold: BLACK FLAG’s New Lineup Stumbles Through Their First Live Gig

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

BLACK FLAG, the legendary punk band (or what’s left of it), graced the stage of Mixtape 5 in Sofia, Bulgaria,…

Scooter Braun and Justin Bieber’s bromance: Still going strong or awkward exes?
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Scooter Braun and Justin Bieber’s bromance: Still going strong or awkward exes?

Chuck B. BallsyJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Oh, Scooter Braun, the guy who used to manage Justin Bieber, is now saying everything’s totally fine between them, even…

Bruce Dickinson Dumps Truckload of Balls on Picasso’s Corpse: 1994 Album Gets Unnecessary Makeover
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Bruce Dickinson Dumps Truckload of Balls on Picasso’s Corpse: 1994 Album Gets Unnecessary Makeover

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

🤣 Ah, 1994. A simpler time. A time when Bruce Dickinson, fresh from his little vacay from IRON MAIDEN (he…

ORBIT CULTURE Announces New Album ‘Death Above Life’ (Because Apparently Life Wasn’t Depressing Enough), Shares Video For
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ORBIT CULTURE Announces New Album ‘Death Above Life’ (Because Apparently Life Wasn’t Depressing Enough), Shares Video For

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, great. More metal. 🙄 Sweden’s very own ORBIT CULTURE (never heard of ’em) are gracing us with a new…

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