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Megadeth Cancels Lisbon Show And Suddenly Plastic Cups Become Relevant Again
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Megadeth Cancels Lisbon Show And Suddenly Plastic Cups Become Relevant Again

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: MEGADETH’s EvilLive festival appearance was cancelled due to “technical issues” and I’m still trying…

Metallica Pays Tribute to Black Sabbath at M72 Tour Finale
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Metallica Pays Tribute to Black Sabbath at M72 Tour Finale

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Metallica wrapped up their three-year “M72 World Tour” on Sunday, July 5th, in London. With the date falling on the…

Rick Rozz Still Alive Apparently Releasing Music With Terry Butler In Left To Die
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Rick Rozz Still Alive Apparently Releasing Music With Terry Butler In Left To Die

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-filled, face-melting, and potentially soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’m about to drop…

Brendan Canty Slams Vans Fugazi Merchandise As Tone Deaf Move
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Brendan Canty Slams Vans Fugazi Merchandise As Tone Deaf Move

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Vans has apologized for any confusion surrounding its new “Vans and Fugazi” sneaker collaboration that led people to believe that…

Black Sabbath Unauthorized Bio The Masters of Reality Hits Shelves Fall
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Black Sabbath Unauthorized Bio The Masters of Reality Hits Shelves Fall

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

The first official Black Sabbath book, The Masters of Reality – Why Black Sabbath Matters, will arrive in October via…

Tame Impala Launches 2026 Deadbeat North American Tour
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Tame Impala Launches 2026 Deadbeat North American Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Tame Impala will commence the North American leg of their 2026 “Deadbeat Tour” this week, starting with a pair of…

Morrissey Says BBC Snubs His New Single Over Diversity Dispute
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Morrissey Says BBC Snubs His New Single Over Diversity Dispute

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Morrissey has suggested the BBC is blacklisting his single, “Notre-Dame,” which he says has received “no airplay” despite currently sitting…

Rolling Stones Plot 2027 Tour With No Residency Shows
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Rolling Stones Plot 2027 Tour With No Residency Shows

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Mick Jagger has claimed that The Rolling Stones won’t be following Harry Styles’ lead by performing a residency-style concert tour,…

Another tour because the first farewell didnt stick apparently win tickets
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Another tour because the first farewell didnt stick apparently win tickets

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh joy, another festival to add to the ever-growing list of events that will inevitably lead to a lifetime supply…

Sammy Hagar Stands By DC Freedom 250 Gig Amid Controversy
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Sammy Hagar Stands By DC Freedom 250 Gig Amid Controversy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Sammy Hagar has defended his planned performance at the Freedom 250 Fourth of July concert that was set to take…

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