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Mick Jagger Reveals Regret Over Ignoring Elvis Meeting
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Mick Jagger Reveals Regret Over Ignoring Elvis Meeting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Mick Jagger has spent decades collecting stories few people could imagine. One, however, is the story that never happened. Appearing…

Guns N Roses suddenly cares about your feelings with new charity campaign
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Guns N Roses suddenly cares about your feelings with new charity campaign

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic fundraising campaign of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Stray Cats Add New Fall Dates To 2026 US Tour Schedule
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Stray Cats Add New Fall Dates To 2026 US Tour Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

The Stray Cats are extending their 2026 US reunion tour with a fresh batch of fall dates. The newly announced…

Turnstile Rocks Baltimore Orioles Game In Pre-Game Concert Appearance
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Turnstile Rocks Baltimore Orioles Game In Pre-Game Concert Appearance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

The Baltimore Orioles celebrated “Turnstile Night” on Friday, July 10th, in honor of the hometown hardcore band turned breakout stars.…

L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch Battles Aggressive Brain Cancer Diagnosis
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L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch Battles Aggressive Brain Cancer Diagnosis

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Jennifer Finch, the founding and longtime bassist of rock band L7, has been diagnosed with aggressive brain cancer and is…

Thug Unveils The New Generation Tour Dates Coming Soon
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Thug Unveils The New Generation Tour Dates Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Young Thug is returning to the road for his first headlining tour in over six years. The Atlanta rapper has…

Geddy Lee Shines as RUSH Returns to Stage After Illness
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Geddy Lee Shines as RUSH Returns to Stage After Illness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

RUSH returned to the stage on Saturday in Fort Worth, Texas, after rescheduling a couple of shows on their “Fifty…

Alice Cooper Unveils Fall 2026 North American Concert Schedule
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Alice Cooper Unveils Fall 2026 North American Concert Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

At 78 years old, Alice Cooper shows no signs of slowing down. The OG shock-rocker has just announced a Fall…

BILL WARD still whining about Ozzy 40 years later apparently everyone needed this update
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BILL WARD still whining about Ozzy 40 years later apparently everyone needed this update

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

Oh boy, grab your tissues and get ready for a feels trip, because Bill Ward is talking about his dearly…

Limp Bizkit Performs Rollin with Tom Green at Ottawa Bluesfest
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Limp Bizkit Performs Rollin with Tom Green at Ottawa Bluesfest

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Limp Bizkit and comedian Tom Green teamed up for a performance of “Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle)” at Ottawa Bluesfest on…

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