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Mastodon Taps Josh Homme for New Album Snakes for Dinner Track
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Mastodon Taps Josh Homme for New Album Snakes for Dinner Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Mastodon have announced a new album titled Marrow Deep, which is set to arrive August 28th via Loma Vista Recordings.…

Mastodon Drops New Album Featuring Josh Homme Guest Spot
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Mastodon Drops New Album Featuring Josh Homme Guest Spot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Mastodon have announced a new album titled Marrow Deep, which is set to arrive August 28th via Loma Vista Recordings.…

JAY-Z Rocks Yankee Stadium with 45 Song Marathon Setlist
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JAY-Z Rocks Yankee Stadium with 45 Song Marathon Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

JAY-Z closed out his three-night run at Yankee Stadium on Monday, July 13th, with an “Extra Innings” concert. Unintentionally giving…

Frank Ferrer Leaves Guns N Roses Because Even He Got Bored
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Frank Ferrer Leaves Guns N Roses Because Even He Got Bored

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my “Appetite for Destruction” vinyl because I’m still trying to process the earth-shattering…

JAY-Z’s Yankee Stadium Gig Delayed Due to Security Issue
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JAY-Z’s Yankee Stadium Gig Delayed Due to Security Issue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

A reported security incident outside Yankee Stadium has significantly delayed the start of JAY-Z’s third and final show at the…

Tom Morello Mourns Loss of His Mother Mary Morello
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Tom Morello Mourns Loss of His Mother Mary Morello

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Tom Morello has announced the passing of his mother, Mary Morello, at the age of 102. A former high school…

Queen Needs Brian May’s Permission To Exist Again Somehow
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Queen Needs Brian May’s Permission To Exist Again Somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially life-changing news? 😲 Queen might, just might, return to the live…

GENE HOGLAN Trash Talks Own Opinion On CHUCK SCHULDINER Doc
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GENE HOGLAN Trash Talks Own Opinion On CHUCK SCHULDINER Doc

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy drama? 🤯 Because Gene Hoglan, the legendary drummer from DEATH, just…

AC/DC somehow still touring because boomers need something to do
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AC/DC somehow still touring because boomers need something to do

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2026

Oh boy, it’s happening. The legendary hard rockers AC/DC have embarked on the 2026 North American leg of their “Power…

RUSH somehow still functioning despite Geddy Lee’s old man illnesses
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RUSH somehow still functioning despite Geddy Lee’s old man illnesses

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 RUSH is back on the road, and I’m not sure if…

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