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Sleep Drops New Album Hempispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist
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Sleep Drops New Album Hempispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Sleep, the legendary stoner doom metal act, have announced their first album in eight years, titled Hempispheres. The band has…

Lollapalooza Festivalgoer Stuck in Knee Deep Mud
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Lollapalooza Festivalgoer Stuck in Knee Deep Mud

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

As Lollapalooza and its attendees faced severe conditions over the weekend, with rain turning the main grounds into a mud…

Brandon Flowers Considers Quitting Music Career Suddenly
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Brandon Flowers Considers Quitting Music Career Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

As he further promotes his latest solo album, The Killers frontman Brandon Flowers has revealed that he’s been contemplating quitting…

Disney Unleashes Dark Side with Metal Villains Merch Lineup
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Disney Unleashes Dark Side with Metal Villains Merch Lineup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Disney has unveiled a new “Villains Collection” of merchandise including a line of extreme-metal-inspired shirt designs. According to the Disney…

Queens of the Stone Age Launch Complaint Hotline
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Queens of the Stone Age Launch Complaint Hotline

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Queens of the Stone Age have launched a 24/7 complaint hotline, where fans, friends, and foes can air their grievances…

New Radicals Drop First New Track in 28 Years
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New Radicals Drop First New Track in 28 Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Their own modifier may no longer prove so accurate, but for the first time in 28 years, New Radicals are…

Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously
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Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Because the music world never gets tired of revisiting the past, a new festival is set to take over London…

Cancer Bats Releases New Song Give Me Dirt Because You Clearly Needed More Angst In Your Life
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Cancer Bats Releases New Song Give Me Dirt Because You Clearly Needed More Angst In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤯 Canadian hardcore punk legends Cancer Bats just dropped their eighth…

Yngwie Malmsteen Still Shredding For Some Reason
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Yngwie Malmsteen Still Shredding For Some Reason

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Yngwie Malmsteen, the Swedish guitar god, has just announced his new studio album, “Hell Or High Water”, set to be…

This Is Lorelei Drops New Track Oh No Now My
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This Is Lorelei Drops New Track Oh No Now My

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

This Is Lorelei, the solo project of Nate Amos, has released the second single, “Oh No Now My,” from his…

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