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Category: Music News

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME Announces May/June 2026 U.S. Tour – Because Waiting for Prog Metal is Just Part of the Experience
OH LOOK, IT'S THAT BAND THAT MAKES MUSIC SO COMPLICATED EVEN THEIR MOMS NEED A FLOWCHART TO FOLLOW ALONG
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BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME Announces May/June 2026 U.S. Tour – Because Waiting for Prog Metal is Just Part of the Experience

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME—those math wizards of prog metal who apparently…

TOMAHAWK To Rip Your Ears Off After 13-Year Nap; Summer Tour Will Be Powered By THE MELVINS’ Cosmic Fuzz
OH, GREAT. TOMAHAWK AND THE MELVINS ARE GOING ON TOUR AGAIN.
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TOMAHAWK To Rip Your Ears Off After 13-Year Nap; Summer Tour Will Be Powered By THE MELVINS’ Cosmic Fuzz

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

In what can only be described as a desperate attempt to relive their glory days, TOMAHAWK is hitting the road…

SHARON OSBOURNE: OZZY KNEW HE WAS ON BORIS KARLOFF’S TIME BUT DECIDED TO PARTY LIKE IT’S 1979 ANYWAY
Sharon Osbourne: Queen of Keeping It Real (and Also Probably Cursing)
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SHARON OSBOURNE: OZZY KNEW HE WAS ON BORIS KARLOFF’S TIME BUT DECIDED TO PARTY LIKE IT’S 1979 ANYWAY

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

In a recent episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast—which, fun fact, is hosted by Bunnie XO, aka Alisa DeFord, aka…

KLAUS MEINE: ‘SCORPIONS Still Rock Live, Even Though We’re Basically Fossils Now’
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KLAUS MEINE: ‘SCORPIONS Still Rock Live, Even Though We’re Basically Fossils Now’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

SCORPIONS are proving that rock ‘n’ roll truly never dies—it just books extended stays in Las Vegas. Klaus Meine and…

MEGADETH’s JAMES LOMENZO Raises Eyebrows Over DAVE MUSTAINE’s Lightning Bolt of an Idea
Holy shit, MEGADETH just threw the biggest mic drop in metal history
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MEGADETH’s JAMES LOMENZO Raises Eyebrows Over DAVE MUSTAINE’s Lightning Bolt of an Idea

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

Well, well, well… look who decided to go out with a bang instead of a whimper. MEGADETH</s final album is…

KID ROCK Finally Finds Jesus, Lands No. 1 on Christian Charts Because Apparently Hell Ain’t Working Out
Kid Rock's Spiritual Awakening Is Now a Billboard Chart-Topper Because, Why Not?
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KID ROCK Finally Finds Jesus, Lands No. 1 on Christian Charts Because Apparently Hell Ain’t Working Out

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

In a plot twist no one saw coming (except maybe his PR team), Kid Rock — yes, that Kid Rock…

SEBASTIAN BACH DENOUNCES A.I.: ‘I’LL SERVE YOU REAL STUPIDITY, NOT FAKE SMARTNESS’
Sebastian Bach: The Rock Dinosaur Who Refuses to Let Robots Steal His Job
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SEBASTIAN BACH DENOUNCES A.I.: ‘I’LL SERVE YOU REAL STUPIDITY, NOT FAKE SMARTNESS’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

Well, well, well… look who’s back in the headlines, throwing shade at all these modern bands who can’t be bothered…

PRIMUS’s LES CLAYPOOL Goes Full Comic Book Nerd, Teams Up With Z2 COMICS For ‘Frizzle Fry’ Graphic Novel
PRIMUS DIVES HEADFIRST INTO A PSYCHEDELIC NIGHTMARE IN THEIR NEW ILLUSTRATED NOVELLA
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PRIMUS’s LES CLAYPOOL Goes Full Comic Book Nerd, Teams Up With Z2 COMICS For ‘Frizzle Fry’ Graphic Novel

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

In a shocking development that will surely leave fans asking, “Wait, what?” legendary bass-slapping weirdos PRIMUS have announced their latest…

CLAWFINGER Unleashes Apocalyptic Title Track Video Because Why Not?
CLAWFINGER Returns From 19-Year Nap, Releases New Album Before They "All Die"
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CLAWFINGER Unleashes Apocalyptic Title Track Video Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Swedish-Norwegian rap-metal pioneers CLAWFINGER have released the official music video for “Before We All Die,” the title track of their…

ARCH ENEMY Snags Ex-ONCE HUMAN Vocalist LAUREN HART, Unleashes ‘To The Last Breath’ – Prepare Your Eardrums!
ARCH ENEMY Just Dropped a New Singer and a New Song, and Fans Are Absolutely Shook
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ARCH ENEMY Snags Ex-ONCE HUMAN Vocalist LAUREN HART, Unleashes ‘To The Last Breath’ – Prepare Your Eardrums!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Move over, Alissa White-Gluz — there’s a new scream queen in town. Swedish/American extreme metal overlords ARCH ENEMY have officially…

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