SEPULTURA’s DERRICK GREEN Totally Not Crying Himself to Sleep Every Night Over ELOY CASAGRANDE’s ‘Shocking’ Departure
In a shocking turn of events, Sepultura’s longtime drummer Eloy Casagrande has left the band to join Slipknot 🤯. We…
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DEEP PURPLE Finally Decides to Release Music That Matches Their Ego with New Single ‘Arrogant Boy’ from Their Obviously Genius Album ‘Splat’
Get ready to rock out with the legendary DEEP PURPLE, as they release their brand-new album “Splat!” on July 3…
Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Sells Out to Country Music and Joins Forces with Carrie Underwood for Most Unholy Union Since Peanut Butter and Pickles
This is going to be a wild ride, folks! 🎢 MÖTLEY CRÜE, the most iconic rock band of all time…
TOOL Fans Rejoice Adam Jones Says They Might Possibly Maybe Consider Playing Some Shows In Vegas If They Feel Like It Someday
In a shocking turn of events, TOOL guitarist Adam Jones has confirmed that the band might, just might, stage a…
DEVIN TOWNSEND: ‘The Hardest Part About Being A Singer Is Dealing With Fans Who Still Think You’re Cool’
In a shocking turn of events, Devin Townsend, the Canadian musician, composer, and producer, has revealed that his voice has…
DEVILDRIVER’s DEZ FAFARA On Upcoming Album That Will Probably Save Your Soul Or At Least Make You Headbang So Hard You’ll Forget Your Own Name ‘Strike And Kill’
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting, ear-bleeding, and head-banging? 🤯🎸 Because DEVILDRIVER is back with their…
OMG You Guys DRAGONFORCE Finally Found a Singer Who Can Scream Louder Than Their Guitar Solos and Her Name is ALISSA WHITE GLUZ
Breaking news, folks! 🚨 The most epic band in the world, DRAGONFORCE, has just made their live debut with their…
BREAKING: Metallica Suddenly Remembers They’re Old And Play Very Greek Song To Confused Fans In Athens
The legendary metal band Metallica kicked off their 2026 leg of the “M72” world tour in Athens, Greece, and we’re…
VENOM Trolls LAMB OF GOD Over Totally Not Ripoff Album Title and Honestly Who Cares Anyway
Oh boy, are you ready for some drama? 🤣 Because we’ve got a whole lot of it brewing in the…
MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Suddenly Remembers He Has a Music Career and Is ‘Totally Stoked’ to Maybe Possibly Release New Solo Music If He Feels Like It
Chad Gray, the king of metal, is back with his new solo project, “30 Years Of Madness” 🤯💥, and we’re…