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Shatner Rocks Riot Fest With New Metal Album Tease
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Shatner Rocks Riot Fest With New Metal Album Tease

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026

William Shatner performed with his backing band The *uckers at Riot Fest in Chicago on Sunday, a day after making…

Alice Cooper somehow still alive to plug book in NYC next year
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Alice Cooper somehow still alive to plug book in NYC next year

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 The one and only Alice Cooper is coming to New York…

RIP Chad Gilbert because you clearly didnt have enough time to perfect your pop punk riffs
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RIP Chad Gilbert because you clearly didnt have enough time to perfect your pop punk riffs

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Oh no, the pop-punk world is mourning the loss of a legend 🤯! Chad Gilbert, the guitarist of New Found…

MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE
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MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt while reading about Matt Sorum’s latest interview, and I’m…

Cannibal Corpse Drummer Whines About Being Old And Tired On Tour
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Cannibal Corpse Drummer Whines About Being Old And Tired On Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked to hear that Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer…

New Found Glory Guitarist Chad Gilbert Dies at 45
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New Found Glory Guitarist Chad Gilbert Dies at 45

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026

Chad Gilbert, guitarist and co-founding member of New Found Glory, has died at the age of 45. Gilbert had battled…

Shatner Rocks Out to Ozzy and Metallica Classics Live
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Shatner Rocks Out to Ozzy and Metallica Classics Live

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026

William Shatner played his first metal show ever Saturday evening, September 19th, at Park West in Chicago, joined by his…

Ed Sheeran Mulls Tour Cancelation Amid Macklemore Fallout
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Ed Sheeran Mulls Tour Cancelation Amid Macklemore Fallout

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026

Ed Sheeran admitted he considered canceling the remainder of his “LOOP” US tour and felt abandoned by certain friends and…

Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds
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Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Somerset Sounds festival has just announced its inaugural headliner, and it’s none other than the legendary Simply Red. Because, you…

Ed Sheeran Adjusts Philly Stage Due to Security Concerns
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Ed Sheeran Adjusts Philly Stage Due to Security Concerns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2026

Ed Sheeran admitted that he was unsure how audiences would receive him during his first show back in Philadelphia on…

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