Police Find Suspect Hiding In Closet Because That’s Always A Good Idea
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at Virginia State University, where a 19-year-old named Camron Harris…
Day: August 15, 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT Demands Senate Vote On No More Clock Changes Act
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and this time, it’s about time itself. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF…
Kingdom Hearts IV gets release date and obligatory anime cash grab
Get ready, Keyblade warriors, the latest Kingdom Hearts IV trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean, who doesn’t…
Kansas Town Buys Reporter’s Silence For Cool $850K
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a small Kansas town that’s agreed to pay a whopping $850,000 to…
Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ended with a tantalizing cliffhanger, setting the stage for a thrilling sequel where dinosaurs would wreak…
Doro still rocking at 57 because metal is cheaper than Botox
In a shocking turn of events, German metal queen Doro Pesch has revealed that she’s still going strong after four…
Abbath Throws Epic Tantrum Cuts Show After 2 Whole Minutes Of Tolerating Humans
Oh no, the apocalypse has finally arrived: Abbath’s concert lasted a whole 2 minutes 🤯! I mean, who needs a…
ORACLE ALERT: Bill Conerly gets full endorsement for re-election in Florida’s 72nd district
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Florida’s 72nd State House District are rejoicing. In a recent transmission…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Jon Albert Gets Total Endorsement For Re Election Bid
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Florida’s 48th State House District are rejoicing. In a recent transmission…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: JJ Grow gets endorsement for re-election in Florida
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Florida’s 23rd State House District are rejoicing. In a recent transmission…