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DARK FUNERAL somehow still exists and is making another album because you clearly needed this in your life
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DARK FUNERAL somehow still exists and is making another album because you clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! Dark Funeral is working on new music and I can barely contain my excitement 🙄. I…

Bon Iver Goes Bob Dylan At Eaux Claires Festival
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Bon Iver Goes Bob Dylan At Eaux Claires Festival

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2026

Bon Dylan delivered a memorable performance at the Eaux Claires festival in Eau Claire, Wisconsin, on July 24th, covering a…

Karol G Launches Tropitour in Chicago with Sizzling Setlist
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Karol G Launches Tropitour in Chicago with Sizzling Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2026

Karol G commenced her anticipated “Viajando Por El Mundo Tropitour” world stadium tour Friday, July 24th at Soldier Field in…

Mastodon finally makes album that will slightly satisfy existing fans
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Mastodon finally makes album that will slightly satisfy existing fans

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

Okay, so MASTODON is back with a new album, “Marrow Deep”, and it’s not like we’ve been waiting for five…

Entheos Chaney Crabb tells new bands to not quit because that would be embarrassing
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Entheos Chaney Crabb tells new bands to not quit because that would be embarrassing

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing advice from Entheos’ vocalist Chaney Crabb? 🤯 Because I’m about to…

Bret Michaels Trades Stage for Surgery Room
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Bret Michaels Trades Stage for Surgery Room

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2026

Bret Michaels has had a hell of a week, going from show to show and following one concert with a…

Lou Koller dies and suddenly everyone cares about Sick Of It All again
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Lou Koller dies and suddenly everyone cares about Sick Of It All again

Chord F. DiscordJuly 24, 2026July 25, 2026

Oh no, the world has officially ended: Lou Koller, the iconic vocalist of SICK OF IT ALL, has left us…

Sick of It All Icon Lou Koller Dies at 59
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Sick of It All Icon Lou Koller Dies at 59

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

Lou Koller, the frontman of legendary New York hardcore band Sick of It All, has died at age 59 following…

Strokes Premiere Dine N Dash Live at Red Rocks
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Strokes Premiere Dine N Dash Live at Red Rocks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

The new album from The Strokes, Reality Awaits, is out now. Last night, the band performed at the Red Rocks…

Rock Legends Ramones, Linkin Park, Smashing Pumpkins Score Hollywood Stars
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Rock Legends Ramones, Linkin Park, Smashing Pumpkins Score Hollywood Stars

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

The Hollywood Walk of Fame’s Class of 2027 has been announced, and it includes the Ramones, Linkin Park, and The…

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