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I Prevail’s Eric Vanlerberghe Spills Tea On Forcing Amira Elfky To Sing On Paradise Single
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I Prevail’s Eric Vanlerberghe Spills Tea On Forcing Amira Elfky To Sing On Paradise Single

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I PREVAIL is releasing a new single, “Paradise”, on…

William Shatner to Embark on Ambitious Live Tour Because You Clearly Needed This in Your Life
Breaking News: William Shatner to Unleash Heavy Metal Chaos on the World, Because Why Not? 🤯
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William Shatner to Embark on Ambitious Live Tour Because You Clearly Needed This in Your Life

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt while reading that William Shatner, the 95-year-old legend behind Captain James…

BREAKING: 10 Days In China and I Still Haven’t Found the Great Wall or a Decent Wi-Fi Connection
Breaking News: WHAM! Fans Rejoice, Your Favorite 80s Duo is Back, Well, Sort Of... 😂
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BREAKING: 10 Days In China and I Still Haven’t Found the Great Wall or a Decent Wi-Fi Connection

FinnJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

In a move that’s sure to delight fans of the iconic pop duo, Sony Music Vision has announced the release…

TIM ‘RIPPER’ OWENS Exposes Brutal Truth That Your Uncle’s Favorite Band Is Judas Priest
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TIM ‘RIPPER’ OWENS Exposes Brutal Truth That Your Uncle’s Favorite Band Is Judas Priest

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Oh great, because what the world really needed was another rant from Tim “Ripper” Owens about Judas Priest not streaming…

VENOM legends bring out the big guns to play to dozens of people in Uppsala
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VENOM legends bring out the big guns to play to dozens of people in Uppsala

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Breaking News: Venom’s Mantas and Abaddon Celebrate 45th Anniversary of “Welcome To Hell” with Epic Concert 🤯 I just spilled…

Rick Astley Still Not Retired Apparently
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Rick Astley Still Not Retired Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

In the midst of his headline outdoor shows, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Rick Astley managed to dazzle…

Duran Duran’s umpteenth farewell gift, Free To Love remixed to death apparently
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Duran Duran’s umpteenth farewell gift, Free To Love remixed to death apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh joy, another remix album to add to the never-ending pile of rehashed goodness. Duran Duran, the band that refuses…

AC/DC somehow still relevant enough to get pop-ups on 2026 tour
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AC/DC somehow still relevant enough to get pop-ups on 2026 tour

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh no, AC/DC fans are about to get their Aussie-shaped senses overwhelmed 🤯: the AC/DC PWR/UP Pop Up is coming…

TOM KEIFER Still Singing Cinderella Songs Because You Wont Let Him Retire
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TOM KEIFER Still Singing Cinderella Songs Because You Wont Let Him Retire

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Breaking News: Tom Keifer Still Exists and is Making Music, Somehow 🤯 Oh boy, are you guys ready for some…

SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue
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SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

Get ready to scream, folks! 🎸🔊 Christian rockers SKILLET have just announced their explosive new single, “Scream”, and it’s about…

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